Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.
Pretty sure the operator didn’t pay for WinRar. That’s what happens when you don’t pay for WinRar.
Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.
Yup, those that say that we are the best country in the world typically have not left the US for more than a week at a time. It also fuels their xenophobia and the thought that resourceful immigrants that are taking the initiative to seek out a better life are somehow less than human.
Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.
He is the most successful snake oil salesperson ever. He promises everything, and then delivers 10% of it 5 years late. Yet investors keep throwing money at him.
As an accountant, I assure you that I advised the stakeholder about the risks and possible outcomes of their actions first. I’m out of it now, but working for privately owned small to midsize businesses was a trip…
My only regret is that I have boneitus!
I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.
I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”
God only helps those who grift, er, help themselves.
I took out my flip phone camera and took a picture of the screen. How do I text it to Facebook?
In my day, I used to sweep for mines when I was bored. It was difficult, and I would often have to guess when I saw large numbers. Anyway, if I got stuck, i would just start playing Solitaire!
Unfortunately, he didn’t get the humor of Conan nor the artistic ability of Tarantino. Just the hairdo of Conan and a foot fetish.
Cool, could you pick me up some fentanyl laced meth? I’m plumb out.
Yup, I gave up my 70 hour work weeks. My 50 hour weeks grew my salary and position, then my 60 hour weeks put me in charge of massive projects, which drove me to 70 hours during a couple ERP implementations. I took a paycut overall, but now I work 40 hours.
For a meager $18000/year with copays and premiums. Murica!
Sega does what nintendon’t…allow their employees to legally organize without employing union busting tactics.
This is the scariest tool that I have used. A table saw is incredibly dangerous, but it’s predictable and proper safety protocols will keep you safe. An angle grinder with a cutoff wheel can become shrapnel in an instant…