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Dungeons and Dragons

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Jesus, guys, lay off, Maxwell just prefers the action economy, customization, and strategic depth of the Pathfinder 2nd Edition system.

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- He doesn't like being confined by someone else rules, that's why he's been GMing the same homebrew campaign for the last 25 years.
  
  Everyone else quit years ago, it's just him rolling dice then looking surprised into a mirror.
  
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- 3 action economy is pretty sweet
  
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  And just all around better monster design and a higher skill cap.
  
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For those who don’t know, the guy on the left is a professional wrestler called MJF.

His whole persona is dedicated to being a tool, and he’s pretty good at it. Highlights include telling the world that he’s “better than Moses.”

What I’m saying is that he’s doing a bit in this image. It’s kayfabe.

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- Now please explain what kayfabe is.
  
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  Acting, literally. Playing a character to entertain. Some characters are villains.
  
  I think this is why random wrestling dudes sometimes successfully slide into Hollywood acting careers.
  
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  Kayfabe is the wrestling term for always staying “in character.”
  
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  https://youtu.be/PqvXshxAb1w
  
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- He's already one of my all time favourites, he's so damn good at being a hateable piece of shit with one of the most punchable smug little faces.
  
  Even his parents hate him!
  
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  Just making sure - is he actually a bad dude or just one hell of a heel?
  
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- It's real to me damit!
  
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- He's our scumbag!
  
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  Not all heels wear masks
  
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"only nerds play that dungeons and dragons fantasy crap... Oh shit I'm late for my fantasy football league!"

-meatheads

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- Funny, but partly because I don't even know how would I even be late from a league.
  
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Guy who’s too cool to roleplay can’t find another human being to photograph him.

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Using computers, liking comic book characters and tabletop gaming have been mainstream for like 20+ years. Lifting is cool too though. I just let people like what they like.

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I mean, he looks strong, but look how hard he's having to work to hold up his phone... I can do that with one hand while on the loo and barely even have to flex!

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Man, you play a session with a body builder though and they'll just never stop eating. Just peanuts peanuts and peanuts.

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- Same shit happens when you have sex with them. Extremely frustrating.
  
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  Ikr. Had sex with one and couldn't stop eating his nuts
  
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The ™ against his name is 👌

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You don't play Dungeons and Dragons because you're dumb af

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- You don't play Dungeons & Dragons because it's too nerdy, I don't play Dungeons & Dragons because it's not nerdy enough. We are not the same.
  
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  I don't play it because Hasbro. I don't know where that puts me. I'm just sick of their shit. Paizo for life.
  
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The longevity of this image shows that kayfabe isn't dead.

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This looks like a virgin vs chad meme.

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- I mean one of these two was married to Sofia Vergara, so…
  
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do whatever you want

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Guy on the right's dice:

spoiler

Courtesy of Evan and Katelyn

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He seems like more of a WoD guy tbh, the drama kids always have one meat-head friend

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Dungeons & Dumbbells

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This would be even funnier if the person on the right was the graphics designer or editor lol.

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https://flexcomics.com/products/deadlifts-and-dragons

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Flash Thompson turned out alright

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EAT LIKE A CAVE MAN

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Banderas > rittenhouse

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