Come into my office and I will show you a finished sausage.

It’s a sharp bidet.

I’m as big a fan of Crazy Taxi as there is, but I’m not the least bit interested in a multiplayer revival.

They’re not making a mini again. Ever. It’s ride or die with my 13 mini for at least a few more years.

I see James Darren in there, RIP.

Congrats on inventing a $150 button, Jony.

I like how this has a -19 score and yet it’s still being served up to me for some reason.

Great, too bad my local GameStop closed two years ago or I might have enjoyed this.

Fascinating stuff, and the guy sounds a lot like Norm MacDonald.

Japan-only? Maybe some of this will come to Fangamer.

Their CEO is a terminally online white nationalist anti-Semite who supports the overthrow of American democracy. I’ll be rooting against them and enjoying their every setback until that changes.

Huh, this actually looks awesome.

Bummer. This is how I’d try to play it since I lack a Windows environment. Thank you for reporting, intrepid explorer.

It says on the site you need WINE so it’s hard to understand why Proton wouldn’t work easily.

I have a private Plex server and all TVs disconnected from the internet. What does one have to do with the other?

I’m not going to join Twitter to find out.

Playing Air Warrior II on Windows 95 in 1997. My dad and uncle lived in another state and we’d hop on AOL at a specified time and join a game. It was my first ever online game experience. I was 13. I hope kids today can still feel that total world-changing excitement that I did back then.

Worf would require a Klingon female for companionship.

Earth females are far too fragile.

Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.

RIP RARBG you are missed

I wish they’d create a kit to transform the original Switch into an OLED.