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  • They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

    Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

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    Anatomically Correct
  • from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

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    Name this species and win a horga'hn!
  • Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

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    Gornzilla, circa 2267
  • ๐ŸŽต Ooh fuucck

    I see he's got a rock

    Go go Gornzilla ๐ŸŽต

    ๐ŸŽถ yEEaaAahh ๐ŸŽถ

    ๐ŸŽต Oh geee

    There goes Cestus III

    Go go Gornzilla ๐ŸŽต

    ๐ŸŽถ yEEaaAahh ๐ŸŽถ

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    Google Phone is going to make talking more fun with sound reactions and effects
  • ๐Ÿ”ซ This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! ๐Ÿšจ

    ๐Ÿ’ฅ This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! ๐Ÿ“ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฃ

    ๐Ÿ Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the ๐Ÿ“ฃ Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    ๐Ÿ‘พ So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? ๐Ÿฎ

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    What if? ๐Ÿ™ˆ
  • That is CLEARLY a joveseat

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    Mecha Team!
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    The Grey
  • Yes, he smoked pipeweed while bicycling through the shire. Sadly he was cut out of canon when Disney bought out the franchise

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    Opposite of clickbait
  • Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

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    If you say so...
  • Is that the reason behind the "dragon abducts a princess" trope? They're trying to sabotage the competition?

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    Someone has been appointed as princess
  • everybody's disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

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    you have to subscribe to the dictionary now
  • probably something like this

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    How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.
  • Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

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    Would this DM let the party slay the dragon?
  • The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).

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    It's almost insulting
  • Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

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    Be Nonchalant
  • One of them's on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who's the better lockpick. This is a Heist.

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    Report: Google working on โ€˜Pixieโ€™ AI assistant for Pixel 9, discussed glasses with object recognition
  • Welp, if I'm gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.

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