10 mo. ago • 99%

Someone has been appointed as princess

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Listen, strange birds alighting on keys is no basis is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical avian ceremony!

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- Is this the time to bring up bird law?
  
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  Help I’m being repressed.
  
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Ugh, now you have to randomly burst into song.

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A Black-capped Chickadee! Nice.

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- Could be a Carolina Chickadee depending on location.
  
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  100%. We got one of those AI camera bird feeders, and it mixes them up even though it knows where it physically is. There is very little overlap in range, but I'm sure climate change is changing that also.
  
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  Thanks for the info! Learned something new today.
  
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- I do love a bird that yells its own name
  
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  🎶 "Chicka-dee-dee-dee"! 🎶 😃
  
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  When you think about it, the idea of Pokémon saying their own name isn't actually that unrealistic: a lot of animals are named after the sound they make. Peewees, warblers, howler monkeys, kookaburras, hummingbirds, and I believe the ancient Egyptian word for "cat" is "mau".
  
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  They really are irl pokemon
  
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Yes and the princess is resting on your keys so better not to disturb her.

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Chickadees are suprisingly friendly - or maybe just stupid. It takes almost nothing to get them acclimated enough to you to land on you. I used to feed them sunflower seeds out of my hand.

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What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

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- Perfect order? They're like weirdly grown out and freaky looking. And no one would stage a photo with that dirty porch with random filthy carpet cuts as the backdrop.
  
  True princess photo.
  
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  No it holds up. It's like cinderella or snow white at the beginning of the movie, where she's poor and wearing rags but has animal friends.
  
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  Oh I see it now. I'm just not used to them ever growing out before getting chipped or ruined somehow
  
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  Grown out? They look like they're glue on nails.
  
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- Are you implying OP and the chickadee are in cahoots?
  
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  I'm just saying there are legitimate questions here and the people deserve to know the truth
  
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- Permanently Deleted
  
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  I see you also married someone from a fairie tale kingdom. Some people just seem to have a certain animal magnetism, ye
  
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"I dub thee a knightingale"

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I like your nail polish color

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- They are a little overdue tho.
  
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“Yo, got any bird seed?”

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"Birds love bitches with Nissans. Visit your local dealer today!"

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The bird: Chick-a-deez nutz.

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everybody's disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

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I'm so jealous I want to cry, I fucking love birds.

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Princess Nissan it is!

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- Username checks out lol
  
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Apparently a goth princess judging by the nail polish LOL

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- Imagine a goth Disney princess... A classic Disney princess.
  
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Princess Nissan

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How... Do you learn to do this?

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