How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.
It's mediocre at best, but it takes less energy to see what's next than to end it, so I keep going
Completely different things. 'Muricans captured that land in a fair fight, so it's theirs now by the right of conquest.
Not only had I never eaten a potato, I had never heard the word potato
So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That's sick.
Ackchually, the law requires them to admit they're a spy if you ask them specifically
British-made tanks are about to sweep Putin's conscripts aside
Yay, our war machines will kill more people. But we'll call them "Putin's conscripts", as if they are inanimate units controlled by the evil Putin personally, and not real people.
It's from Crime and Punishment tho