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Israeli soldier loses it at Unicef while on vacation
  • Then he started committing to the role so hard that he pulled the freudian slip and threatened to fuck the other UNICEF worker in the ass.

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    Y=-x²
  • Don't think it's AI, this actually looks like something my niece would post. Girl's soccer drama is quite something. I don't remember it being so intense when I was her age.

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    Iran says it has right to defend itself after Israeli strike kills soldiers
  • Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How's the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

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    Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?
  • I went this route in high school at a dude i had classes with that kept insisting his dick was bigger than everyone's. Eventually I'd ask how he knew, that we didn't have gym class or do the same sports so he would've had to go out of his way to check or ask other people.

    He would compulsively bring it up, only to get shut down when me or one of my friends started calling him the dick expert with a meticulous catalog of all the dude's sizes.

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    Google’s DeepMind is building an AI to keep us from hating each other
  • Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

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    What trendy or meme word do you actually like or find funny?
  • Not sure if it's still the case but when it first came out, it was really obvious they used an automated process for generating the subtitles and didn't bother to check their work. The part where Rebecca calls David a stupid gonk gets subbed as a derogatory word.

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    FBI finds hundreds of weapons at home of suspect in Arizona Democratic Party office shooting
  • They'll always have excuses, it's how they justify bigger budgets and ridiculous departmental purchases.

    "What if they have anti tank rockets?" "What if they're using suicide drones?" "What if they start taking shots at us with phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?"

    The spectre of the unstoppable criminal provides an extra profit stream for defense contractors on top of forever wars.

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