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  • Ok but what about placebo love potions?

  • Oh I thought you meant socializing during transit, sorry. I forgot to consider in other places parks are not a maximum 15-minute walk away

  • Doesn't work. I live in Hong Kong, which has some of the world's most efficient public transport systems. People don't actually talk. They just look at their phones. A train cart can be full of people but no conversation.

  • (In Chinese)

    Hi, I am the emperor of the Qin dynasty (207 BC). I am not actually dead because I found the medicine of immortality. I want to rebuild my empire but I currently don't have any money. Can you send me a few liang (兩, Chinese mass unit) of gold to get started? I must heavily reward you when my empire thrives again.

    Edit: I typed this from memory. Apparently this is a reply to another ridiculous scam message of someone pretending to be the son of 蔣介石 (leader of Republic of China in 1928-1975).

    https://kknews.cc/zh-tw/history/k2lpmnq.html

  • You certainly would not regret buying a cubic meter of tungsten stainless steel

  • She used the cats to steal more cats

  • Ask what should be asked

  • Seems like the crosspost markdowns are not parsed

  • There's a sentence in Cantonese "我認第二冇人敢認第一", which means "if I declare second, no one will declare first".

    I wasn't super sure if they meant that because Simplified Chinese is not likely to be Cantonese but Mandarin.

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