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Horrified looks when I recount "funny stories" from my childhood to others, completes the trilogy.
  • Does it count as a memory if you are aware that it did happen but don't remember it? There's probably a better way of saying it.

    I am aware I played mini golf and did fucking terribly at 3, ramps are bullshit and all, but I don't remember doing it, simply that it happened.

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    Let's play a game
  • My autocorrect isn't consistent. Depends on what app is being the keyboard, SwiftKey is better to type on and has a better layout but has significantly worse autocorrect than gboard.

    Except my new phone has a gap at the bottom the size of a spare bar that I can't seemingly remove so it took a week to stop having my typing look like crap.

    If you want to correct my grammar look at anything long I type, I type like I talk which is non-stop until I'm done so I get really long run on sentences.

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  • Given your username if I fuck up the reply do I get some sirens?

    Actually hard to cause issues my phone fixes it and I guess almost nothing I type requires punctuation.

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    How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
  • Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.

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    Tell me about what you're doing in OSRS!
  • People don't do fishing trawler for fun typically, they just want the outfit so that's why people are happy to burn more money. Also at a certain point it just isn't much money anyway.

    I'm currently grinding to 90 range because the gargoyle boss has a healing phase and I really want to skip it, but I can't reliably skip it. 90 range is my next +1 boost from my ranged potion, so I'll be 5 levels higher when I get there and hopefully can skip the healing bit.

    The only reason I did camdozaal stuff was for the hammer, it works for smithing and construction while being equipable instead of just sitting in your inventory taking space. The rest is kinda worthless afaik

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    What games would you recommend others to just play on easy difficulty
  • I spend the entire game prepping for the boss. Just because I can ohko every other ship the moment I land doesn't mean I can touch the beast. I've done the last sector without taking a hit just to never even get past the shields in phase 1

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    how do I accept I'll never know why any employer rejected me?
  • I could list 'works with wildly dangerous substances in a public environment' or 'drug dealer' and both are technically accurate.

    I work at a petrol station and between caffeinated drinks, the medical aisle and cigarettes, I sell a lot of drugs. Dangerous substances being the 100,000 litres of aggressively flammable fluid we stand on all day.

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    iPhone 16 Storage
  • I used to, should do it again for when internet drops. Idk when USB C phones started being 3.0 so I'm not sure if what I was getting before was 3.0 or if I wouldn't care. (Redmi note 8 pro is old phone if you care to compare at all)

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    M*crosoft's search engine is borderline unusable
  • If the answer is even correct. Friend tried to use it to see what laptops with 4k screens cost and all 3 options were in fact, not 4k at all because the AI is dog shit :)

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    iPhone 16 Storage
  • My laptop is 144hz and I leave my phone on 60 for battery reasons and I've not noticed any issues using my phone. Scrolled my app menu back and forth quickly to see if I was just ignoring it but that seemed fine.

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    iPhone 16 Storage
  • On one hand, yeah that isn't great. On the other hand, would you literally ever notice? My new phone is 6 years newer and multiple times faster than my old one and the only functional difference I've noticed is OLED screen vs not OLED. Nothing ever lagged before due to hardware, hasn't changed. Unless I'm using my phone as a USB drive, cord speed doesn't matter. I presume I have 3.0 speeds from USB c, but it could be slower than 1.0 and I wouldn't notice. 6 years of storage on my old phone got it to like 25gb used including the OS.

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    As perfect as this is, there is still room for some puns
  • Credit where it's due, the Cybertruck took an absurd fucking beating before it died, and its clearly quite safe from outside intrusion to a pretty extreme degree. That frame snapping was kinda insane though, I can't really put into words just how much that shouldn't be possible.

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