As perfect as this is, there is still room for some puns
As perfect as this is, there is still room for some puns
Remember that non electric cars are still dangerous too. I saw a gas car wreck today on the side of the interstate that had 2 firetrucks, an ambulance and about 3 cop cars. That isn't going to make the same level of national attention as this is.
News sites like to over dramatize green energy dangers and will tell you that birds running Into windmills is a massive issue and ignore that statistically fossil fuels cause ~50x more bird deaths per unit of energy than windmills (iirc).
Yes, the cybertruck sucks and probably should be banned, but it's still green energy and you can't let it distract you from the benefits of all electric vehicles.
2I saw a guy on Facebook who decided to load two kayaks into it. Like why would you think that was a good transport for kayaks? Looked ridiculous.
1Cybertrucks aren't designed to be driven and they should never get wet. Otherwise, enjoy.
100This reminds me of the stickers that come on some Walmart-level "mountain bikes."
23I have an inflatable garden toy - a set of 2 pigs to play a jumbo version of Pass the Pigs. There is a warning on the inflatable toys:
"This is not an inflatable toy."
So I wouldn't ve surprised if Cyber Truck had some similar warning. "This is not a car. Do not allow it to get wet."
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82Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck.
Caution: CyberTruck may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
CyberTruck contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use CyberTruck on concrete.
Discontinue use of CyberTruck if any of the following occurs: itching; vertigo; dizziness; tingling in extremities; loss of balance coordination; slurred speech temporary blindness; profuse sweating or heart palpitations.
If CyberTruck begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
CyberTruck may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, CyberTruck should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of CyberTruck, Elon Musk, and its parent company, Tesla, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of CyberTruck include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt CyberTruck.
CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.
CyberTruck! Accept no substitutes!
67CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.
We literally guarantee that Cybertruck will last for the rest of your life. You will assuredly die on or before the day that it stops working.
16This sounds like something that companies purposefully do.
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The similarities between Happy Fun Ball and Elon's childhood car drawing are SHOCKING (because both will likely electrocute the user)
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It bewilders me that such a vehicle made it out of testing and onto public roads with the sheer amount of poor design issues it has.
42Regulation in the US appears to be nothing but smoke and mirrors.
18nothing but smoke and mirrors
Nope. Mirrors are optional.
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Trump deregulated the fuck out of things while president and this is likely one of the effects
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Fire Hydrant Turns Rolling Dumpster into Dumpster Fire
39I mean, what do you expect? It's a fire hydrant.
29Sounds like the best possible place to have a fire. Isn't the only advice for putting out an EV battery fire "pour as much water as possible on it for several hours until it burns itself out"?
19I read on the news our local fire department had to keep one car in a special water reservoir for several days, because the fire kept reigniting.
4Yes. Water doesn’t directly help it go out since the batteries are fine burning in water but if you carry away enough heat then you csn
4One can also cover it with fire blanket and sing them goodnight tune.
2No, you don't need to douse it in a substance it readily reacts with... I don't know where this farce comes from, but it doesn't corport wirth reality unless the point is to literally burn the fire out by fueling it. Like putting a bellows on a coal fire...
0It is common practice to submerge EVs in water for several days in Germany, too. Remember that there is no elemental lithium (which would react with water) in batteries. As with every fire, the goal is to cool down the battery, so the fire doesn’t have enough energy to burn further. Unfortunately I only found German sources to back this up.
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This must be why Ben Shapiro never gets his wife wet.
14Huh, insinuating someone's spouse is shaped like a Cybertruck is quite the unique insult
5To each their own I guess. Must have reached puberty during the original Tomb Raider period.
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I saw a cyber truck with the default paint and it looks like a 20 year old car already.
The jet black painted ones kinda look cool, until I remember the car itself sucks ass.
13default paint is none!
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Elon Musk made water catch fire?
11Can you imagine being in the road with a hotie in you cybertruck thinking you won in life an then starts to rain
9Batteries and water don't mix, I mean they can, but they shouldn't
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