Skip Navigation
NSFW
Jump
Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up.
  • You super don't need a whole other toilet lol. LUXE makes some affordable attachments I've had good luck with. But of course, there are multiple types and a dozen price points so you'll have to do some googling to find what sounds good to you and what works for your bathroom.

    5
  • Jump
    What event or experience haunts you to this day?
  • When I had just started driving, I was heading home from something one day and was turning left at an intersection. An ambulance pulled up in the cross traffic with the siren on. My light was green and I had just started to pull into the intersection when this happened. I stopped, thinking the ambulance was gonna keep going, except they also stopped. I got confused, panicked, and floored it. They almost hit me as I cut right in front of their path. I freaked the fuck out and pulled into a parking lot to calm down, feeling like a dumbass. Years later and I still freak out when I hear sirens near me on the road thinking I'm gonna fuck up again somehow.

    20
  • Jump
    they're putting micrulechips in the cheese
  • That's because makers of Parmigiano-Reggiano are implanting microchips into the casings of their 90-pound cheese wheels as the latest move to ward off counterfeiters, The Wall Street Journal reported.

    Y'all gotta chill lol

    6