Remember anything you do on a company pc is probably contractually property of the company. So not only should you never use your company pc for private browsing you should never do anything on it besides your work for the company.
40You'd be shocked how many of my coworkers use company phones and computers as if they were personal devices both during off time and office hours.
1Remember the rules are different outside America and - trends predict - better for the employee.
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People in this thread who question critical thinking skills but fail to identify the most obvious staged content of the week on lemmy.
Thanks
Gary
17The hilarious thing is how understanding they were about it. xD
33Gary has Calum's back.
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I do wonder about some people's critical thinking skills. If you are connected to a VPN obviously you are connected to whatever monitoring system your company has set up. Use a brain and use a different device.
43If I had employees I would seriously fire them for watching porn on a company laptop, not because I care that they're watching porn and not doing their work but because it's indicative of a major problem with thinking clearly.
25Porn ❌
Job websites ✅
Just to remind them they ain't shit
19Give them a bad review on glassdoor. Really drive the knife in.
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Accidents happen, I for sure know this. Especially when you're sick, or overworked, or just sleep deprived.
Even moreso if you only have 1 desk and use a KVM.
It'd be nice if comments like yours would give folks a second thought instead of riding in on a high horse just to shit on someone and leave. It's not what we need on Lemmy.
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The lack of an apostrophe for “Can see you’re logged in” is unreasonably irritating to this grammatical pedant.
13Gary must have been in a hurry.
3For sure, that is also one hell of a run-on sentence in that main block of text. Dude could do with some proper punctuation.
2Is bad grammar not dirty talk? No wonder girls get freaked out when I say "let's eat grandma"...
2Gary needs more heckling.
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I also work from home and use my work laptop for work only. Not even googling stuff, nothing. Just work. Never even opened the media player or went to youtubes website once.
I have my own computer running on a separate screen and I can do and watch whatever the fuck I want during working hours. I can play a game or watch a movie and nobody knows. Its that simple.
Same with phones. Never use work phone for personal stuff.
Its not even being tech savvy, just common sense ffs.
118Same here. It also removes some hassle when changing jobs. All of your personal stuff is on the computer you own and all of the work stuff is on the the computer the company owns. Just turn in your work laptop and you're done with that place and on to the next.
11I work in the IT department for my company so I know for a fact that there's no monitoring on the work laptops, which is super strange but whatever.
Still I wouldn't use the work laptop for anything other than work activities because despite the fact I 100% know there's no monitoring I still don't trust it. Besides, It's unprofessional, and although I don't really care about that all that much, it's good to get into the habit of not doing personal activities on a work laptop, because one day they might start monitoring, and this way I'm already in the habit of not doing anything personal.
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This is the way.
13This is the way
4Additionally, never connect your phone to the company WiFi
6Definitely if they require you to use sso, but if it's just guest wifi that anyone with a password can access, I wouldn't worry about monitoring.
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Rookie mistake. You VNC to the office in one window and porn locally.
19This is why keeping work accounts, machines, and activities separate is always a good idea. In this case Gary did have "something to hide".
139Nonsense! Calum is doing what Calum does at home. If the company doesn't want to see it they shouldn't be watching him like that when he's at home.
Remember: Calum isn't feeling well. Any doctor would say Calum is doing his part to get better and stay healthy!
23Calum is using a work machine for personal actuvities, though. A little Youtube never hurt anyone but straight-up watching porn “between enquiries”, which sounds like during work hours or something, is kinda not on.
Work shouldn’t distrust employees this much and these measures never lead to increased productivity but Calum is also a complete fucking idiot.
67You seem to misunderstand. The tech isn't saying, "Hey, we're watching you,", they're saying, "Hey, your monitor here at work is showing off everything you're doing and everyone in the office can see."
35Any doctor would say Calum is doing his part to get better and stay healthy!
Calum is expelling his demons and should recover twice as fast!
10Akshually - jizzing will take valuable energy and resources away from getting better.
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When I used to travel for work, I carried two laptops despite the hassle.
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I have been working from home for years and my employer is not watching our screen. However about a decade ago we received a company wide email from an admin reminding everyone that they can see DNS requests when we're connected to the VPN.
48That means they're monitoring them ... Gotta exploit that, see what happens.
8Sounds like he's remoting into the computer in the office from another computer at home (pretty common in IT since you probably have admin tools perfectly configured on that computer and specifically configured for its network config) but with Windows Remote Access it lets the person physically at the computer see everything by default. But i would really hope that someone in IT would be painfully aware of why you shouldn't do sensitive personal browsing on a work computer or a work network
13I don't RDP that often to physical devices, but I'm pretty damn sure the default settings for RDP forcefully logs/locks out your user on the physical device and only your lock screen is visible. I have never tried it but I'm also pretty sure it's possible to have two logged in users at once, one using RDP and one using the physical device.
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Why is he watching it inside the remote connection window instead of his own browser?
74Why would you ever do anything besides work on a work computer? Noob.
31Hey Gary, could you help me? I couldn’t find out how to get you camera access too.
36Habitually using your own machine for non-work tasks often lets you keep certain records of the research process which begat the work, even while the client/employer owns the work itself through SLA/NDA/AOI. This typically includes records contributing to general “personal expertise,” such as query history, bookmarks, generalized notes, and other non-proprietary information.
It also lends to an overall impression of professional sprezzatura when the client can only see a history of master strokes, without the nitty-gritty details of your autodidactic effort.
15sprezzatura
In short: professional rizz
4Oooooo, good word.
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Calum: I can't come in today, but boy am I gonna cum.
9The stage was set and Calum gave them a show. 👏
2Habitually using your own machine for non-work tasks often lets you keep some of the research process which begat the work, even while the client/employer owns the work itself through SLA/NDA/AOI. This includes anything considered akin to personal knowledge, such as query history, bookmarks, generalized notes, and other non-proprietary information.
It also lends to an overall impression of professional sprezzatura when the client can only see a history of master strokes, without the nitty-gritty details of your autodidactic effort.
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