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You spin me right round
  • You can generally counteract the dizziness by spinning the opposite direction even.

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    X-Men, 1970s
  • I know this is a joke but it's a comic community so if I can't "um akshuwally" here then where can I?

    Wolverine's healing factor does actually heal trauma. By blocking it out to the point Logan forgets it ever happened at all. It's part of why he loses his memory so often.

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    I never knew my real ladder
  • Every time someone asks me if I know where the stepladder is at work I say "do you need a stepladder because your real ladder left?"

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    Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see.
  • I do my best but I'm not that creative.

    Every once in a while my two brain cells will bounce together and come up with something half assed.

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    Staying single
  • Tbf I couldn't ever tell if that's what they were trying to show or if she was just magic

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    'We are essentially in a new Gilded Age’: As workers get laid off, CEOs and shareholders gobble up hundreds of billions in profits
  • Honestly the gilded age never ended. It's always been a shitshow wrapped in a bow.

    Though they at least used to keep the bow looking nice.

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    Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell
  • Posting fast food here is like cheating lmao

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    Rev up those fryers
  • Was never a fan of that whole meme phase. Glad it's mostly gone.

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    Waterboy
  • You'd be surprised at how similar they are. There's even a term for it called ya'llternative.

    Goth chicks like country boys for some reason.

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    Madame Charles Mitoire with her children - Adélaïde Labille-Guiard (1783)
  • Oh I understand the physiology and psychology behind it just always makes me chuckle when I think about it.

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    a tough choice for the top percent
  • No they'll vehemently protest against its existence while having a constant supply poured into their veins and anyone who brings it up will be labeled a librul.

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    Madame Charles Mitoire with her children - Adélaïde Labille-Guiard (1783)
  • Completely unrelated but it made me think of it so now you all have to hear it.

    I've always loved how most women do everything they can to not let people see their boobs but then they have a kid and literally could not care less.

    It's absolutely hilarious to me and I don't even know why.

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    Everett True doesn't like glaring headlights (October 25, 1921)
  • As someone who drives early in the morning before the sun is up I relate to this on a spiritual level.

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    Teens Want Less Sex in Movies and TV Shows, Study Finds
  • Sex, going to the bathroom, and puking.

    All 3 can be easily inferred without actually showing it.

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    ‘I couldn’t stop it from hitting the pole’: Here’s why e-bike injuries among Gen-Xers and Boomers are spiking - The Boston Globe
  • My point is I'd be willing to total my car if it meant not crashing into something.

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    ‘I couldn’t stop it from hitting the pole’: Here’s why e-bike injuries among Gen-Xers and Boomers are spiking - The Boston Globe
  • Then I'll slam it into reverse. Idgaf I'm doing everything I can to stop my car even if that means it's completely destroyed.

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    Absolutely not
  • Literally just want them to pay taxes but okay.

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    ‘I couldn’t stop it from hitting the pole’: Here’s why e-bike injuries among Gen-Xers and Boomers are spiking - The Boston Globe
  • I'll drop my whole transmission by slamming my car into park at 60mph before I just sit there and do nothing

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    Deutsch Lesson
  • What comes between sex and fear? Funf.

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    I'm unemployed and have too much free time. Luckily that will end in a couple of days.

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    Apparently my brain woke up and chose memes today.

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    Instead of the dead sea scrolls it's the doom scrolling sea!

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    I just tried to look up a specific video of a Nick Swardson stand up bit. All I searched was "Nick Swardson loitering". There were 5 fucking ads before an actual user posted video, then one real human posted video that barely had anything to do with Nick, then 5 more fucking ads.

    I knew they were forcing ads into videos but clogging the entire search feed with ads is unfuckingbelievable.

    Is this really what it's come to? Ads are more important than what I'm actually looking for? Are people really okay with this?

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    I'm not meaning similar posts or the same post but in different communities. I've been seeing duplicate posts in the same community by the same people with the same upvotes/downvotes. A literal duplicate.

    Sometimes it's like I'm scrolling the same feed on repeat with a seamless transition.

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    A couple months ago I tried to buy Ghost of Tsushima but in a drunken stupor accidentally bought Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. I didn't realize my mistake until I was like an hour into the game (again, drunk) so when I contacted Playstation trying to get a refund they told me I was ineligible for a refund due to already installing the game (even though it installs immediately after purchase).

    So is there any way I can give it to someone else? It's not my type of game and I'll never play it so I'd rather see someone actually play it.

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    Inspired by a recent post about fork types. Stuff always seemed unnecessarily complicated.

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    I own a long dagger/short sword. The hilt is in the design of the German eagle with its wings spread out as the hand guard and in the middle of the hand guard is a swastika. The scabbard is also adorned with swastikas on the top, mid section, and bottom.

    I don't want to own this piece as I don't want to be seen as a Nazi sympathizer or anything of the sort, but I don't want to sell it to someone who actually is a Nazi sympathizer or something like that.

    What do I do with it besides trash it? I don't want to trash it because it's decent quality. It's not historic in any way (which disturbs me to think about) but it's well made.

    What can I do with it?

    *The item in question is not historical

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    I hate waking up and immediately jumping up to do shit

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    It's a bit out of focus but still clear enough to see.

    I made myself a BBQ burger. BBQ sauce, ketchup, lettuce, red onion, bacon, with cheddar cheese.

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    I don't even think there's dirt in there. It's an old birdbath with the top removed.

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    And before anyone complains about the ifunny watermark this picture was taken from Google.

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    By bump system I mean someone interacting with a post causing that post to move higher in the main feed.

    If so what are the specifics? Is it just upvotes? Just comments? What about if someone archives your post?

    Also what's to stop someone from trying to manipulate their own post by adding new comments to try to raise the post in the feed to get more interaction?

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    Me whenever someone brings up futuristic dystopias.

    Seriously, it doesn't get much more dystopian than this.

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    Seriously, it doesn't get much more dystopian than what we already have.

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