Thebeardedsinglemalt @ Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

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Weren't there reports of like people getting the herp from actually drinking the bath water?

AEI

Oh You!

I'm goin' down to starfleet gonna have myself a time!

Friendly faces everywhere! Humble officers without temptation

Goin' down to Starfleet gonna leave my woes behind.

Ample docking day or night! Crewman shouting Aye aye captain!

Headin' on up to starfleet gonna uphold the prime!

Kirk & Riker: [Mumbles about banging hot women aliens]

So come on down to Starfleet and meet some crew of mine!

When everyone dressed like a skater but would break an ankle just trying to get on a skateboard

I quit around the time of his reelection. Nothing but blatant racism and conspiracy theories about how seal team 6 did the Boston Marathon bombing as a false flag

It's from that episode of IASIP. Charlie is on a dating app and the guys tell him to say he's a philanthropist, but being Charlie he has no idea what that word means and messes it up saying full-on rapist.

Have you ever seen a grown Vulcan in Pon Farr?

I didn't know Archer was a full-on rapist

But what’s that time’s point of reference? And is it really feasible, given that time is relative?

It might be just for that, as a point of reference. If 5 different ships from 5 different sectors running on 5 different timezones, how would they agree on a time to meet at a particular location? The Stardate could be just a generalized point of reference for time and maybe it's up to the ship to determine their own shift schedule and "local time"

While there may be certain ports of call for ships, I think the Stardate system works off the timezones of Starfleet headquarters in San Francisco.

Yo mama so fat she can't fit into regular quarters so she sleep in cetacean ops and thinks it's a water bed.

Yo mama so fat the only way to wake her up is poking her with Klingon pain sticks

Yo mama so fat then when the Borg tried to assimilate her they ran out of nanoprobes

Yo mama so fat she got banned from Quark's Bar because when he was advertising his Holo-Suites she thought he said Holo-Sweets and at the whole unit.

Yo mama so fat the whole crew had to switch to skorts since a single uniform for her used up most of the replicatable matter used for uniforms

Yo mama so fat the Federation Council considered reversing their stance on eugenics and genetic engineering

Yo mama so fat if she reached the true galactic center the change in orbital spin would cause entire solar systems to fly apart

Yo mama so fat you need Q to alter the gravitational constant of the universe to get her off the couch

Yo mama so fat they turn off the artificial grav generator so she wouldn't dent the deck plating

Yo mama so far she changed the course of the Nexus ribbon

That SNL skit was actually pretty damn funny, but only if you're at least mildly familiar with 70s celebrity panel game shows

I didn't too much care for that arc of the game. Like...they just casually go to Klingon-Hell and Klingon-Purgatory like it's beaming down to a planet and all non-chalant make trades with the Klingon-Devil

1 poop, 3 rolls of TP, a bidet like a car wash

Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't illogical!

My love for you is like a Spock, BER-SEERRKERRRRR!

Didnt he say at one time he converts some of what he ingests into lubricant or coolant for his internal mechanisms?

Because the prop department didn't wanna fabricate a gold dong

4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!