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What's the smallest amount of money you'd need to get to flee the country?
  • Yeah, I said generic not do this exactly. It's a rough idea, not a game plan. You would need a lot of logistical things like cash on hand without using a bank to cash out. I know guys with boats that can't pay their rent so I am not so sure about the pauper with a boat angle but you could easily do it by disappearing in a national park if that's your jam. The main thing though no matter how you do it is you never ever ever ever ever ever go back to your old life in any way. Money in the bank, or long lost girlfriend, mom dies nothing.

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    What's the smallest amount of money you'd need to get to flee the country?
  • Then you could use the Linux distro with a VPN from a public wifi.

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    What's the smallest amount of money you'd need to get to flee the country?
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    Go to the library and study about the country you want to run to. I would pick someplace with a coast. Don't use your home computer or phone, you don't want anyone to find these searches.

    Go buy a cheap laptop from a pawnshop and get a small Linux distro like Puppy or Tiny Core. Load Tor and find yourself a dark market. Buy a new identity. When your transaction is complete trash the laptop burn the USB stick you ran your Linux distro off of.

    Buy a boat. Post all over social media about your boat and how you love sailing or fishing or whatever you do in your boat.

    This is the hard part, go on a boat trip and at some point call in an emergency then abandon the boat. Make it look good drag out all the life vests and or sink the boat. Swim/row to shore and never ever ever ever go back to your old life.

    You could do it for about $30k.

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    "This is the secret": Away from the stage, Trump allies plot Project 2025 agenda at his convention
  • Have they started the Klan...oh sorry I mean RNC rally already?

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    Behind Closed Doors, Biden Shows Signs of Slipping
  • Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

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    Republican senator renews push to make daylight savings permanent
  • These shitbags always do the opposite of what's right. Fuck daylight savings time.

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    I don't like what I've seen, man
  • WHAT! The Fonz wasn't real? That's crazy talk. You must be one of those Cosby people or Italian.

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    You're on your death bed, the end credits music to your life starts to play. What song plays?
  • I would hope it's something good, something with a nice beat and maybe a piano. A song I adore but haven't heard in a decade.

    My grandfather died listening to Willie Nelson it was peaceful at least.

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    Me no speak good
  • I BREW AN 8-CUP POT EVERY MORNING. MOST DAYS I ONLY DRINK HALF OF IT, A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK I DRINK THE WHOLE THING. I ROAST MY OWN FROM A BLEND OF COFFEES I SPENT ALMOST A YEAR NAILING DOWN.

    I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT LOL

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    Me no speak good
  • I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

    I can quit whenever I want lol

    Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts

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    Israel vows to 'finish the job' in Gaza as War Cabinet member threatens a Ramadan deadline for Rafah
  • A final solution to the Hamas problem, what could go wrong?

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    Israeli army chief urges soldiers to stop looting Gaza homes
  • I am sure they will come up with some sort of solution. Maybe they could all meet up at a villa in Wannsee and figure something out.

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    Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
  • This is why you need a good friend who is not afraid to tell you you have bad taste lol.

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    Alexei Navalny appears healthy in video-link court hearing on day before his death – video
  • "He died of a very natural Novichok build-up from unhealthy life choices having nothing to do with Kremlin." - Some Russian dressed like doctor.

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    Israeli army chief urges soldiers to stop looting Gaza homes
  • Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian's belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.

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    US has new intelligence on Russian nuclear capabilities in space
  • Did someone watch Space Cowboys and get confused?

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    Real American™ Patriotism©
  • You're welcome. Thank you.

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    Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl!
  • You have to know before you can forget lol

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