I'm going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You'll learn your lesson real quick.

It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

What episode is that?

Probably because it wasn't made by an actual reddit user

It would be funny to buy an ad that said that if it didn't involve giving him money

Even in their ads for ads they have to get their content from their user base

Okay, this bflix thing is amazing. How is it legal? How do they pay for it?

How does this agenda look?

7:00 Wake up

8:00 Be bisexual

9:00 Eat hot chip

10:00 Lie

Remember when Gary Johnson argued that climate change wasn't a big deal because the sun would become a red giant in a few billion years anyway?

Customizing your system to the point that no one else can use it?

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

K

It's a twofer. You're also pressing F to say fuck you u/spez

I gave it a 1 star review. I'm doing my part o7

Woo

I looked up the article and it says they're limiting users with an adblocker to 3 videos pet day. They're testing it out on select users for now. Enshitification is killing all the sites I actually use(d) all at once