Please stay off the counter, and don't do dumb shit. I don't want to yell at you, but it's hard to not when you look me in the face while ignoring me.

I love you. Always. Even when I'm mad at you for doing dumb shit.

...and probably a bunch of other stuff, bc this isn't nearly even a tight 5

Don't forget about the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia's (via MBS) large investment, putting them as the biggest shareholder of the company behind Muskrat himself.

Here's an interesting Birdsite thread on how the KSA has been intertwined with Twitter since as early as 2011 - and no, not just as an "investor". There's been all sorts of the shadiest shit going on over there.

https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1698827051556618679

I'm looking to do the same sometime in the near future. Can't take how ridiculously expensive Long Island is getting...

Silly me, I say that like it's ever been cheap lol

This instance isn't an airport, sir. You don't need to announce your departure. Deuces ✌

This instance isn't an airport, sir. You don't need to announce your departure.

Deuces ✌

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I feel like Rocket.chat would be the best Fediverse alterantive to Discord

+1 for Librewolf

🙌 Sick, dude! So glad I could help. It'll take some time, but we can rebuild it! haha

On the whole, the Canes finished up that campaign in the 2nd round of the postseason with a 4 games to 3 series loss to the Rangers.

If you look at his numbers, they definitely weren't bad. 10G/41A/51P in 64 games. 13 points shy of a point per game for the Canes, after being bought out by the Rangers just 5 days before he signed with the Canes. But then that summer the Canes sent him packin' to Philly for a 2024 2nd, 2023 3rd, & 2022 4th.

So, while researching this, it seems that I wasn't going crazy, and there in fact was a trade in place for the Flyers to send him back to the Canes in this year's free agency. The trade was DeAngelo for a prospect - with Philly retaining 50% of his salary. However, the NHL held up the trade due to CBA clause 50.5, which states:

under no circumstances may a Club reacquire, as part of a Retained Salary Transaction, the contract of a player who was on that Club's Reserve List within the past calendar year.

Source

As the article states, if the Flyers didn't retain any part of his salary, the trade would have gone through.

And just imagine how much of his base died, that would have voted for his reelection!

It's my party, and I'll poop if I want to.

You would poop too, if it happened to you.

There's always a relevant XKCD

He's proving day after day, that no matter how much money he has, he wants nothing more than to be a terminally online shitposter.

Everyone who called him a "loser" in this thread, is 1,000% correct.