Impressive. It's rare that posts will actually make me throw up in my mouth a little. Congrats.
36You don't like lizard fried rice?
17Here I go again, pooping the party!
There's literally a whole metallic pan between the heat source and the rice. Unless lizard flavor can go through metal, this makes no sense.
Call me anytime you need some poop on a party. Bye.
3It's my party, and I'll poop if I want to.
You would poop too, if it happened to you.
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Legit felt sick reading this lol nice 😉
27I am too hungover to see shit like this
24I feel like I should be grossed out but I don’t know why the lizard jerky kind of looks alright
21after a certain point it's just lizard shaped protein
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You said delicious …. Will you ever cook rice without missing the taste of fried lizard again ?
18Hey. Could you make this as NSFW please? Thanks in advance
17Don't just give out your secret recipes like that!
14Thought I had found an /r/wtf alternative
13Just crossposted it to there, we need to get /c/wtf going.
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How do I hide posts on Lemmy, I never want to see this again
13So you tell me... a lizard fried this rice?
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4Bear Grylls's origin story
3I bet they cleaned it out, and the rice was just....not the same. Just...lacking, you know what I'm saying?
3"Babe, we need to buy a lizard trap now."
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How did they taste? Hopefully they were still crunchy
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