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  • Had kids at 36 and 37. Feel this was a good age, as I’d done my adventuring and world exploring, and now they’re young teens and I’m in my 50’s. I’d be hesitant to have a kid now, as the sleepless nights of the first few years would hit really hard.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    NASA Scrambling After China Offers to Buy ISS from Trump

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    White House Sources Reporting New Pledge of Allegiance Under Consideration

  • The non-sarcastic answer to this is that people have to say “no” when he tries to take power. And I have a strange faith that, in the end, people will realize they have to tell him no, or they will end up eventually shot against a wall, either by the people in revolution, or trump when he’s done with them.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    ICE Moving to Only Motorcycle Cops Starting In February

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    Republicans Excited About Their Crazy Picks to Replace Trump in 2028

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    Trump Administration Vows to Maintain Pressure on Venezuela Until Epstein Files Are Forgotten

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    Republicans Breathe Sigh of Relief as White Shooter is Transexual

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    Us Department of Violence and Apathy Declares 3 Thoughts, 40 Prayers for Church School Shooting

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump White House Not Looking For Nuclear Launch Codes

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump White House Nervous as Comedy Central/Paramount Donate Combined $30 Million to Presidential Library “For Next Week’s Episodes”

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    As Inflation Heats Up, Republicans Rally Around Idea of Making Money Worth Less

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    Trump to Replace USS with PTS (President Trump’s Ship) on all Navy Vessels in January 2026

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Israel Angered as Holocaust Trademark Denied by World Court

    The Onion @midwest.social

    Attempting to Dispel Pedophilia Claims, Trump Press Office Releases List of His Legal-Aged Mistresses

    The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Refuses to Reveal Content Trump Felt “Was Too Racist to Release”

    The Onion @midwest.social

    As Epstein Questions Increase, Trump Administration Officials Becoming Nervous About Sex Tape Releases

    The Onion @midwest.social

    White House: Donald Trump Has Begun Referring to Himself as “Doctor”

    The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Website Has New Section Renting Bedrooms: Lincoln Bedroom $1 Million Per Night

    The Onion @midwest.social

    ICE Predicts Record Month as Over 800 Mexican Search & Rescue Workers Deported to Honduras

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    FEMA to Deploy Over 600,000 Prayers to Texas

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    Turmoil in Supreme Court as Palantir Makes $1.2 Billion Offer to Purchase Justice Thomas