casmael @ casmael @startrek.website

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Lmao squishmallow (fake)

• glue that stabs your pets
• sandwich that explodes on impact
• bicycle with detachable bicycle (very dangerous)
• torch that releases chlorine gas when used
• uranium paint
• wigs (sounds safe but you never know)

Population to-woo to-woo

Wow that sounds very useable

Aldwych station was apparently closed during the war. Anyway, I’m pretty sure someone would have had a look before running a train down there.

An magnificent cake your excellence

Please provide citations ✍️ 🤔

🥰 ❤️

Do you have a version of this with a bit less jpeg by any chance

Fig roll as well tbh

lol

Okay this is a fucking good meme my dude 🐸

Well, I suppose it is technically a change

Wow that’s terrible I had no idea it was likely staged. Fuck all that shit.

Psychic damage return to starting area do not pass go do not collect £200

Yeah it’s like 14 degrees c in London - pretty crap considering it’s 2am on Christmas Day. I’d like some snow pls and thnx x

Facebook can get fucked. I hope mark Zuckerberg goes fucking bankrupt trying to get his fucking ‘metaverse’ shit to take off. What a fucking spoon. The sooner someone invents a reason why it’s not a massive advantage to be a complete psychopath the better.

Yeah

Lmao. Norwegian? Swedish?

Yeah looks like the usual android bullshit. Folks over at XDA saying as usual you can’t uninstall but you can disable it with adb, so maybe worth a shot if you’ve not tried that already. It’s a while since I’ve had an android phone so can’t be of much more help but worth checking out this thread on xda, xda in general for android stuff

https://xdaforums.com/t/psa-disable-game-optimizing-service-on-you-phone-to-improve-gaming-performance.4095223/

Edit: ironically, disabling the app seems to improve gaming performance lol fml what a pointless app