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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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  • Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week

    • TIL Riff-Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show (also its creator) voices the dad on Phineas and Ferb.

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  • The younger of the two Peres was in GTA5 too.

    Also did anyone ever find out who Sandy was?

    • Where do I find my people

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  • Equal opportunity people nommer

    • TIL Riff-Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show (also its creator) voices the dad on Phineas and Ferb.

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  • I mean he was also the creator of rocky horror

    • It will

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  • We ain’t nothing but mammals

    • Masked ICE agents let man go after community members intervene during raid in Downey

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  • 24 years. Oof.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • After my parents retired and had a lot more time to be home and just have Fox News on all the time in the background they defo moved more to the right. They can’t defend their positions without resorting to fox news talking points or “all policies are the same” or “you just have to protect yourself from the government”.

    My sister and I are deviated that we’ve lost them to propaganda.

    • The rise of Stephen Miller, the architect of Trump’s hardline immigration policy

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  • Like CEO level?

    • Has anyone else's safari on iOS, I think specifically on iPadOS, been locking up and dragging lately?

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  • Yep a lot, I assumed it was because I grabbed the iOS26 beta. Many times I have to force close it and reopen safari

    • Saw your mom at the driving range

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  • I miss barb.

    • Great. Now I want Prozac Pizza.

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  • This is my plastic fork!

    • Watch this if you like Alfred Hitchcock and Sesame Street and Outkast

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  • That was amazing

    • Juice

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  • It’s impossible to ever know

    • Douchebag convention

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  • That was the original context of the post, plain clothes cops at a festival looking for drugs or whatever

    • Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit

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  • Shit, pne was probably a pizza bagel and the other a Pizza Hut Bigfoot.

    Just to prove the point in an absurd way.

    • Hit it and quit it

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  • The Teenage Mormon strategy!

    • Kids' cavities would increase by millions if every state banned fluoride, study finds

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  • it's not always the cost but the parents that need to set an example. if dental health and good brushing habits taught to children at least the flouride acts as some backup

    • I think your daughter just wanted to know if you did well in school

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  • Surprised it didn’t start with wear sunscreen

    • Don't Look Up

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  • I hope he can see this, because I am doing it as hard as I can.

    • Medieval ladies be like...

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  • And Peggy.

    WORK!