Why don’t beans ever play hide and seek?

What do you call a belt made of watches?

How do you organize a space party?

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

How many seconds are there in a year?

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

I just watched a program about beavers.

My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

Why did the coffee file a police report?

What’s the number for over-eaters anonymous?

My daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

I really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.

How do you get a country girl’s attention?