GraniteM @ GraniteM @lemmy.world

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If reecethebrah sees a muscular woman, and the first thought he has is "THIS IS A PSYOP TO TURN MEN GAY," then maybe he's telling us more about how the inside of his head works than about the secret homosexual / female body building conspiracy that has been hiding in plain sight this entire time.

Father of the year!

Now let's get that on a T-shirt!

Relevant WKUK

Drive technology and civilization into the future without killing a bunch of people?! That sounds like SOCIALISM!!!

Captain America: Supersoldier who is also an top-tier tactician

Hulk: Unstoppable green god-level strength rage monster who can also transform into one of the smartest people on Earth

Thor: God-level strength combined with flight and lightning powers, has some familiarity with magic, has Asgardian diplomatic ties

vs.

Red Guardian: Discount Captain America without a shield or extraordinary leadership abilities, but also past his expiration date

Bucky: Discount Captain America with a robot arm and will use guns, no shield, no extraordinary leadership abilities

US Agent: Discount Captain America with a folded taco shield, no extraordinary leadership abilities, in fact it seems like his personality actively causes people to hate him. Also he beheaded a guy on national television.

I mean, I love this team of fuck-ups but they gotta diversify that roster a little if they're going to call themselves Avengers.

"It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."

"I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."

Hmmm.

He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.

Play golf the way it was originally intended and you'll never be confused about whether or not it's a sport ever again.

Three and a half supersoldiers, a lady who can walk through walls, and Superman but with DID, don't quite make a functional Avengers team. Gonna need just a teeny bit more powers diversity in there.

It's a crime that Doug Jones has never played The Scarecrow in a live action Batman movie.

We need never be afraid of the vote of informed Americans. It is only the ignorant voter we have to fear, ignorant politically, no matter how fine his house or how expensive his schooling. Such people have never experienced democracy; they have merely enjoyed its benefits. It is hard to explain what democracy is; it is necessary to participate in it to understand it.

The former Berlin businessman I referred to earlier told me that he blamed his own group, people with the time and the money and the opportunity to know better, for what happened to Germany. "We ignored Hitler," he said. "We considered him an unimportant fellow, not quite a gentleman, not of our own class. We considered it just a little bit vulgar to bother with him, to bother with politics at all."

They thought of the government as "They." The only possible route to a clear conscience in politics is to accept political responsibility, either as an active member of the party in power or as an equally active member of the loyal opposition.

—Robert A. Heinlein, Take Back Your Government

"Realistically proportioned"

Zapp Brannigan: You can't trust a bisexual, Kif. You never know if you should insult them for not having a girlfriend, or not having a boyfriend.

Ah, yes, the sacred texts. I thought there was another as-yet unknown context.

Oh my god! Cate Blanchett in full leather! That's terrible! Where? Where are these photos, specifically? So I know what places to avoid!

And what if your feet were nailed to the ground?!

Will diatomaceous earth work on them?

The combination is 1-2-3-4-5!