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  • What is a Lemmy Original Meme? Is that you on the video?

    Don't get me wrong, I love it.

    Edit: I found it this is the source meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/guy-slamming-credit-card

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    Brussels mayor vows to block migrant buses if Hungary follows up on threats
  • Would that help? They are stopping migrants at the border of Hungary, because that is the border of Schengen. What do you think Austrian right wing government would manage it better, or the russian puppet in slovakia?

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    Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out
  • I was thinking "is this the pedo guy?" so i guess it's not

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  • The most communist part is that the whole process is fully managed by the government tax office, not some 3rd party private company.

    The not communist part is that it takes unbelievable amount of corruption to program and maintain these services under the hood. They figured out that it's hard to measure how much human work needed to develop such a thing, so they can just invoice whatever unbelievable amount they want. American companies help with that as well. Windows and Office license for state offices 3-4 times higher than the normal price for consumers, because for some reason they can't buy it directly from Microsoft, they have to buy from local appointed dealers... Actually MS was fined for this for USD 8.7 Million, the local party in one of this deal was promoted to higher government position afterwards.

    So actually this doesn't exist for making the peasant's life easier, just to have jobs to steal from.... It's just accidental that our small life becomes a bit less miserable during the process.

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  • This painting was in the dining room, so during eating he watched this painting. I guess it has so clear eyes so he could maintain eye contact while drinking his morning coffee.

    All walls of the house were covered with similar depressing and disturbing murals, they are called the 14 Black Paintings.

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  • I tell you how it works in my shitty eastern european country:

    • I get an email that my report is ready, I have to go to a website where I can see it.
    • After logging in I can see a list, where I worked last year, how much was paid, if I should pay anything more or I can get back something.
    • If everything is alright I can hit OK. If something is not right I can open an issue on the same website, but I never had to do that ever.

    That's all. Usually takes less than 5 minutes for the whole process.

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    All four brought us together
  • Ye/s

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    All four brought us together
  • Thanks for adding /s at the and I would thought they really changed the flag.

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    Oh god pleas stop using that / s thing in freaking shitpost-like kommunities. That was the stuppidest shit ever r*dditors came up with to save their precious karma from stupid downvoaters. No karma here, we can play dump freely finally.

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    All four brought us together
  • But they have 5 vertices, are you sure? Iirc penta means five in french. 4 at the bottom plus the top.

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    All four brought us together
  • No, that was obvious.

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  • Thank you

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  • Basically it's the combination of these 2 memes:

    1st one is from the manga "The Enigma of Amigara Fault". It's just 30 pages, you can read it e.g. here, worth it, I'm not a manga fan, but I liked it: https://mangadex.org/title/984b53d5-bd03-474a-aa41-ffae063e058a/the-enigma-of-amigara-fault

    I think the "square hole" is one of the funniest video of the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbIkNUFs-4

    Lucky 10000 is from this xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053/

    God I spend too much time on the internet.

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  • How do you type that rolling crying face? I don't have that key on my keyboard

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    All four brought us together
  • I don't recognise one of them.

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  • I've seen this a lot of times, and I still love it. Usually there are some comments asking whats going on, by some people not knowing some layers, but I can't see one yet. Are we finally arrived to an utopia where everyone knows all refrences? Where is today's lucky 10000?

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    Eye contact, it's a very important Rule!
  • ayyyy, I call that the Dalí emoji :3

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Salvador_Dali_NYWTS.jpg

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  • I was thinking, ok its a double post lemmy bugs sometimes, also happened to me before, but its the third post of this image. I will continue scrolling, lests see if i find more instances

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    Eye contact, it's a very important Rule!
  • I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family

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    Viktor Orban's Hungary batting for the other side on Ukraine, Estonia foreign minister says
  • "I am certainly not optimistic on this though, because it requires the consent of all 26 other member states

    Trying to start article 7 is ongoing for more than 10 years now. Before that Poland helped, now Slovakia will save Orbán's ass

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  • https://guardian.ng/life/whatsnew-entertainment-celebrity-gist-and-so-on/man-caught-trying-to-smuggle-121-stolen-phones-into-italy/

    https://video.corriere.it/cronaca/lo-controllano-sul-treno-e-gli-sequestrano-121-cellulari-che-aveva-nella-borsa-erano-stati-rubati-a-un-festival-a-zurigo/4df64eaa-9770-45fe-92d6-4196726b2xlk

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    This is not a joke...

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    Make Europe Great Again.🇪🇺 The official slogan of the Hungarian Presidency of the Council of the European Union. 🇭🇺🇪🇺 #HU24EU

    https://x.com/HungaryintheEU/status/1803040970377773293

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    vsquare.org How the Slovak leader asked for the Kremlin and Orbán’s help (and got it) - VSquare.org

    Back in 2020, Slovakia’s then-Prime Minister Peter Pellegrini asked Viktor Orbán to act as a middleman between him and the Kremlin

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    Source and clickable map: https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/products-eurostat-news/w/ddn-20240220-2

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    telex.hu Fidesz parliamentary group now supports Swedish NATO membership

    Fidesz parliamentary group leader Máté Kocsis asks the Speaker of the Hungarian Parliament to put the issue of Swedish accession to NATO on the agenda for 26 February.

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    telex.hu Katalin Novák has resigned

    She is the second Hungarian head of state to resign over a scandal since Fidesz began governing in 2010. Former justice minister Judit Varga, who countersigned the presidential pardon granted by Novák, has also resigned from all her duties.

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    Background: there is a 20kph speedlimit for trains on this section because of the state of the rails. The max speed of an MTZ tractor is 30-35 kph

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    The dialogue is from Pizzaman by Cisco Kid, a club song from 2001. Music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYtD22m2bFA

    Animation from 2005.

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-italian-man-who-went-to-malta

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    Download full survey: https://europa.eu/eurobarometer/api/deliverable/download/file?deliverableId=89601

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