2 mo. ago • 92%

Eye contact, it's a very important Rule!

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Open lemmy. See this. Close lemmy.

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- And then reopen lemmy 30s later!
  
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  ... I just did that. Literally opening as I got the notification 😭
  
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- I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family
  
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  Number of people sharing eye contact:3
  
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I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

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- Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh....
  
  ....but you really said it?
  
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  What?
  
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I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody's gotta be on the side of the brain worms)

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Fuck you

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Fun fact: You can spread HIV this way!

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- Correct fact: while the HIV has been found in tears, there are zero recorded cases of it spreading through the eyes. In fact, there's only a 1:1000 chance of contracting HIV if you get HIV positive blood in your eyes.
  
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- are... are you speaking from experience?
  
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  Fortunately for me naaaah but unfortunately for others yaaaaaaaaa
  
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I do not like this.

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At least there is no licking involved.

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- I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.
  
  Worth it.
  
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  how did it go?
  
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- Is smashing each other's eyelashes up inside of each other's eyelids any less upsetting?
  
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Hmmm I really wish those photons did not enter my eyeballs

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This can actually be harder than it looks, you have to get the angles right for the eyeballs to really touch. At least that's how it was when I tried it.

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- I could never really pull it off, tho I hear it's a lot easier with two people.
  
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  Maybe you need a better machine
  
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The germans didn't answer this, so I ask here: If I pour liquid soap without water in there and blow, will it form bubbles?

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Eye see what you did there.

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This picture influenced me so much; I often tell people about eye contact and attempt - or actually do that with them :D

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Reminds me of Mitty and Riko from Made in Abyss

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Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? "And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break." Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.

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Ich küss dein Auge

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- Was soll das andere offene Auge sein?
  
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