Don't give swedes all the credit, americans are plenty stupid enough to start doing that all on their own

I'm gonna be honest, i don't really have 7TB, i made it up for dramatic effect.

I do have a full backup of a furry porn site sitting somewhere that is like 60GB though

I'll add "political activist slash freedomfighter" to my CV, and then hope they never asks for specifics

I only save the best ones, to save on storage space

Watts are energy per time, so maybe your phone did use 1.21GW, but for only a very short period of time

A typical phone battery has 11Wh of energy, that's
11Wh / 1.21GW = 0.0000327s
To fully expend all the energy in the battery

Assuming your meme is something like 50kB, you'll need to transmit at
50kB / 3.27e-5 = 1.5GBps
to fully transfer the meme before running out of juice

In what way is my 7TB collection of furry tiddy pics political or ideological?

Can't burn out when you never burned to begin with

Luckily i have been blessed with the ability to not care enough to get stressed

Many people can't grow a mustache, this guy grew two

His delicious basil meals helped me get over the death of my family by the hand of that vile beast that is richard

1! = 1
2! = 2
3! = 6
4! = 24
...
JEB! = +∞

How dare you post this richard killed my family he is a menace

I remember trying to create websites with some fancy features that would work on all the major browsers. Every time i looked up some browser functionality it would basically say "supported by all major browsers except IE", like every goddamn time

IE was waaay behind in functionality, but yeah it wasn't particularly slow from what i can recall

To make you fall in love with Plato, or to make Plato fall in love with you?

So like a spraybottle with some salt water to fry their electronics?

Fall penis be like

What is porridge but a thicc soup?

The real princess was inside of him all along

If those components are the only issue then that should be reasonably easy to fix with a soldering iron. The yellow box is a film capacitor of some kind, you can most likely just find one that is rated for the same or higher voltage and the same capacitance (0.1uf). The part that burned is a power resistor like you said, the color bands on the part can tell you what resistor value it is, and i would guess it's rated for 0.25W perhaps

There is something on the U1 chip, is that just some dirt or is it damaged as well?