And my phone didn't even need 1.21 GW

Watts are energy per time, so maybe your phone did use 1.21GW, but for only a very short period of time

A typical phone battery has 11Wh of energy, that's
11Wh / 1.21GW = 0.0000327s
To fully expend all the energy in the battery

Assuming your meme is something like 50kB, you'll need to transmit at
50kB / 3.27e-5 = 1.5GBps
to fully transfer the meme before running out of juice

Your phone travels at 88 mph?!

Clock drift. Funny experience when your JWTs are suddenly issued in the future and no-one can login anymore.

God, I hate computers.

Bonkers mashup, well done

TIMETRAVELS

Not a word.