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  • I received a chain e-mail saying that If I mail the person who sent me this $1 and forward the e-mail to all my entire contact list, I will be a millionaire. There are hundreds of email addresses in the body of this email from all the forwards that have happened before it was forwarded to me. How cool! Unrelated: how are all these spammers getting my email address? I only gave it to all my friends and family. And my friends/family only send me cool chain emails and funny jokes. e-mail is a new technology, so surly they will fix this spam problem by the year 2000.

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    Some basic info about USB
  • Seriously, as an IT person, I still never know what most of my USB ports are capable of, but I'm glad they are backwards compatible. If something is slow, then I try a different cable and port.

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    As perfect as this is, there is still room for some puns
  • The similarities between Happy Fun Ball and Elon's childhood car drawing are SHOCKING (because both will likely electrocute the user)

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    This will look great in my library
  • We’re not buying the game, we’re buying the fantasy that we have the free time to play the game. I heard someone say that about books they bought and didn’t read. You can apply this reasoning to explain a lot of similar spending people do.

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    What is the latest funny thing that your child did or said recently?
  • “Quack” ended up being “cock”. Very clearly articulated. Every bird he sees is a “COCK!” It made our lakeside vacation interesting.

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    What is the latest funny thing that your child did or said recently?
  • It’s a simple word that’s easy to say. When my son was just picking up words, he heard us say “the batteries are about to die” and he copied it immediately. Then all night, it was “die die die die die”

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  • I was creating multiple comic book prompts and had an idea for a Richie Rich/Casper style comic about “The Birthday Boy” with a tagline that says “Everyday is his birthday.” And then some stupid gags like him being sick of cake or his house overrun with unwrapped wrapping paper.

    When this image generated it said “Every day is his bisexual birthday” and I couldn’t stop laughing.

    I scrolled up and saw my phone autocorrected something to “bisexual”. I don’t know what this means, but I love it.

    Happy bisexual birthday, everyone!

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  • Every bit of information that we can think and share is a meme.

    “Memes (discrete units of knowledge, gossip, jokes and so on) are to culture what genes are to life. Just as biological evolution is driven by the survival of the fittest genes in the gene pool, cultural evolution may be driven by the most successful memes.” —Richard Dawkins

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    ‘Tampon Tim’ Walz Is a Weird Meme Behind a Real Problem | Many girls can’t afford menstrual products. And too many Republicans are committed to keeping it that way.
  • Sorry i didn’t mean to be ignorant. I was just using this as an opportunity to promote men carrying tampons. I guess it’s probably a good idea to provide tampons high school boys too. I didn’t think about that.

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  • Is that just me? Am I not seeing the actual boost count of a post? Or am I one of the few people that boosts content on Lemmy and Kbin? Do boosts work different here than they do on Mastodon?

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