klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website

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Gus gussssss!!

The person below me wears socks to bed

Clearly true!

The person below me loves head butts from cats

Before dicyclomine: 6 to 7

After dicyclomine: 4 baybee 😎

IBSlife

Ah I would've thought the plural was Tuvices, but I like Tuvixen better!

Which is exactly what Eddington wanted!

Good fucking riddance.

the best bra in the world

I've never heard of them but I'm intrigued - what do you love about them?

I usually don't get dressed for the day until after breakfast, so unless the weight of them is annoying me I am braless until maybe 9 in the morning. And then I wear it until I get ready for bed. I don't sleep in it at night, and if I take a nap during the day I'll usually take it off then too. My bras are generally comfortable but I do get tired of the underwire after a while.

Bread and butter

The war against terror
Like the war on crime
Is a war on anyone, anytime

Subhumans

Maybe you just don't like leola root.

Yes indeed!

Ha well I also loved menthols. First Kools, then Marlboro Menthol.

Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarum Blacks 🍒🚬❤️🖤

I'm on vacation at North Cascades National Park in Washington, and today we did a pretty tough hike with 2000 feet of elevation gain. The first 3.8 miles were all uphill on uneven rocky terrain and I'm not gonna lie, I got kinda cranky lol. But I persevered and I'm glad I did because the view from the peak was worth it!

This looks interesting! I will watch it later, but I just have to say I love their energy with the mic clipped to the spatula haha :)

Tips and tricks:

• Makeup goes bad, so keep an eye on expiration dates, especially for mascara. Look for a symbol like this:

The number tells you how many months you have from opening the product until it expires. I pay most attention to this for mascara - I don't want to get an eye infection just because I was too cheap to buy a new mascara! For any other kind of makeup, if it's getting older, I make sure it looks and smells okay before I use it. If the texture or smell of a product has changed, there's a decent chance it's gone bad, and I chuck it. Better safe than sorry!

• Always do your makeup in a well-lit area. It's easy to overdo on foundation or blush if you're working in a poorly-lit room!
• When starting out, you might want to try softer colors like brown mascara instead of black, or a soft lip tint instead of a bold red lip. Bold makeup is great but it takes practice to make it look good, so I'd advise waiting on bold looks until you have your technique down.
• There are tons of makeup tutorials on YouTube. I'd recommend poking around to find someone who has similar coloring to you and wears makeup that you like. One Beauty YouTuber that I really like is Angela Bright. She does a lot of tutorials with easy soft glam looks, and she really takes the time to explain what products, brushes, and techniques she's using. Plus she just seems like a good human :)
• I mentioned this in another comment, but setting spray can really help your makeup last.

How to make blush look natural:

• Pinch your cheeks a bit and observe what color they turn. That's the color of blush that will look most natural on you.
• Start with powder blush. Other formulations like creme or liquid take a little more practice but powder has an easy learning curve.
• Use a smallish to medium fluffy brush - something like the BK Beauty 112 is nice because the brush is small enough that you can be more precise with color placement.
• Depending on your face shape, decide where you want to place your blush. Commonly blush goes on the apples of your cheeks and/or along the upper part of the cheekbone. Here's a little guide that might be helpful.
• If you're doing base makeup, make sure you do that before your blush. Typically the order I do face products is foundation, then bronzer, then undereye concealer, then setting powder, then blush, then highlighter.
• To apply powder blush, lightly drag your brush across the powder, then tap off the excess. Using light upward/outward motions, sweep the blush across your cheekbones. Do one side lightly, then the other. Compare to be sure they're even in coverage and shape. Build up as desired from there, but remember starting out that less is more, especially if you want it to look natural.
• If you add to much powder blush, you can gently wipe some off with a tissue.
• A downside of powder blush is that it can wear off kind of quickly, especially if you're a more oily lady. To help your makeup last longer, consider using a setting spray.

Good luck!

I wear mascara! I don't love the feeling of falsies, never could get used to them.