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“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle

  • This Hard Times site is almost as good as The Onion 😂

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    Man's iPhone falls into Tamil Nadu temple's donation box, declared 'deity’s property'

  • Such a "Not The Onion" headline. Article is more hilarious too, although being completely real.

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    What's a story of an affair with a work colleague that you're willing to share and what happened?

  • So they were close after all, guy was right on the money.

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    How small do you need to be to ride a cat?

  • Really? I mean, humans can ride horses and I think aa horse would struggle to eat an adult human being. For this example I am assuming that horses are predators and as such are equipped with claws and fangs of course.

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    Chhattisgarh man swallows live chick in suspected occult practice and dies; Bird comes out alive

  • Amen to that mister Baggie. BTW, wouldn't you happen to be related to Dr. Bag, the man that did the autopsy?

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    Uhhm What?

  • I'm confused since this is a meme community, is this real dialogue from Blue Lock or did someone change the text? 'Cause dang.

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    Hornets apologize for taking back gift of PS5 from 13-year-old fan following on-court Christmas skit

  • What a shitty move, a PS5 is like what? $500? They cannot give back $500? To a young fan? That's just awful.

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    NBA announces revamped All-Star tournament

  • Remember when Charles Barkley picked Alan Iverson as the 1st pick for his best all-time team? This will not be pretty...

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    What object that you recently had bought really love?

  • I got a tablet, nothing fancy, Lenovo M11 or something, IDK, but now I can read in bed and have a huge screen for Anki reviews, it has a little pen too, so I can practice writing Japanese characters or just doodle while reading, so far so good.

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    What server/self-hosted software would you like a desktop/mobile app version of?

  • I have no idea what you are referring to but you could try LibreTube and see if they have it.

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    What do you spend your time doing on your phone?

  • Mostly WhatsApp since everyone and their grandma uses it here, ESPN Fantasy, Mastodon, and Lemmy.

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    You live in a dystopian future where paper and writing utensils are banned, and the world government has outlawed all dissent. How would you secretly communicate with your fellow revolutionaries?

  • Woodcarving, I'll be passing huge logs with our detailed plans written on it.

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    What is something that only exists because people are stupid?

  • CEOs

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    You have been randomly selected to become the leader of the world, but if you do not maintain more than 50% approval rating, you immediately die. How do you survive?

  • I'm referring to how this actually happens in the US, make it difficult for people to vote and then focus on the group of people that'd vote in a favorable way to you. It's just that my references are trash.

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    You have been randomly selected to become the leader of the world, but if you do not maintain more than 50% approval rating, you immediately die. How do you survive?

  • I see, you're going with Operation Eagle Freedom, nice choice.

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    You have been randomly selected to become the leader of the world, but if you do not maintain more than 50% approval rating, you immediately die. How do you survive?

  • You cannot refuse this...

    Yeah, no, I'm refusing this, dying sounds less compliment, and yeah, I did read the rules.

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    Subway lovers posted

  • I think me not eating meat anymore has a lot to do with the way I perceive Subway, I remember trying their meatball sandwich a couple of times and not liking it, it tasted weird to me but I know people who liked it so I didn't pay much attention to it. Nowadays I just order a sandwich stuffed with as many vegetables as possible, or their soy protein one.

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    Subway lovers posted

  • That honestly sucks, I hope you haven't had any more negative experiences like that since then (at Subway or elsewhere), nowadays I take home cooking over everything, it's a lot of work tho.

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    Subway lovers posted

  • I'm not in the US so chances are by going to Subway we both would have different experiences, years ago I worked near a Subway so I stopped by all the time, their salami sandwich was maybe the one I ordered the most, it was OK.

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    Subway lovers posted

  • Really? I can understand that. IDK how different Subway is in America (or any other country for that matter) but in here I don't see any issue with their bread, or at least I haven't had any so far.

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