“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle

I like Snow Entity. It has just the right hint of malice without actually being threatening.

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What's the difference between a snowman and a 'snowperson?'

Snow balls!

Animal Crossing uses "snow folk"

This Hard Times site is almost as good as The Onion 😂