this post doesn't apply to me at all but here's a paragraph about some third party bullshit that's tangentially related at best, but really doesn't meet the spirit of the post

Me scrolling through and seeing this

envy is fuckin difficult for many brotha lol

If I wasn't sitting here waiting on tacos I'd be pissed. Great post, this looks incredible.

pretty sure I've had my ass handed to me by this dude in dark souls or elden

Scott, give me your drugs, amigo

Oh I've got it! Just what I needed

that sweet little pussy is a fuckin trap I know it

these giant mfs in elden ring :l

feed me that tasty lil patch while you stand over me gd. Crocs stay on 🤤

I'm at work 😭

Also dawg tell me that username is from doug

Siri, shut this cunt up :D

goin to pick up the lsd

that's just the indo'

Free bathrooms are often the most judgemental

I'll go from foot to the back of your neck with your fine ass. Plenty of pit stops along the way, it's gon be a min ⏳

I'll go from foot to the back of your neck with your fine ass. Plenty of pit stops along the way, it's gon be a min ⏳

I'd do whatever the fuck those legs ask me to. God DAMN. You need a cat bath? 🐈 👅

we can only hope

I don't know shit tbh but that sort of thing wouldn't shock me