Damn feel bad for the next dept he works for

I've got three guns. I'm going to perform trans surgery on two of them FTM then the last female gun is going to be married to the male guns. And I'll pay the female gun more.

Can't wait for absolutely nothing to happen to him, and his eventual 40 year republican career in congress

Sure, but with only the given information, it's a little weird to immediately go to "I wonder what she did."

oh what if she blah blah blah

Yeah, still murder

I want to hate you but you're so passionate about it, and I know that feeling. I eat taco bell.

That pfp makes it

A "funny" joke in the US is asking a non-white person where they're from and they respond with something like "Indiana"

Americans are fuckin idiots

source: at least two high viewership TV shows

What's the .io death? Looking this up is particularly frustrating.

One star.

Ah, you too, have worked for a non-profit

Where did you pull $150 from?

The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners

The horse was named Friday

I love this clip so much

JD couchplower and associates

She's gotta meet more Americans (or don't, I get it), we're fucking morons over here.

They bought my favorite image editor, Affinity, so pretty soon I'm gonna be shit out of luck, I'm sure.

They make jicken

Lol dickhead