IE in the 2000's called, it wants it's dream back.
Between this, hobbling adblockers and performing enough monopolistic acts to warrant swift government action, I really see this more as Chrome dying than the web itself.
No oldies remember Camino? It was such a great browser!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camino_(web_browser)
feel free to waste your time and ask anyway!
Are you staring in the sequel to Rampart?