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These 3 day off from work ended fast
  • I hope you get something soon <3

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    2024 is ending in 5 days and 2025 is coming in, What do you plan to do once 2025 kicks on?
  • They’re Pinky and the Brain Yeah, Pinky and the Brain One’s big-brain AF, the other’s lowkey insane They’re lab mice, fr fr DNA spliced, they’re built different, no cap They’re Pinky, they’re Pinky and the Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

    Before the night hits the vibe check Their plan’s gonna slap, bet By sunrise, it’s GG They’ll vibe-check the world, legit

    Before the night hits the vibe check Their plan’s gonna slap, bet By sunrise, it’s GG They’ll vibe-check the world, legit

    They’re Pinky and the Brain Yeah, Pinky and the Brain Their late-night grind hits different, kinda insane To flex their mousy clout They’ll yeet the earth, no doubt They’re Pinky, they’re Pinky and the Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, narf 🙃

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    Anti-vaxxers in a nutshell
  • sobbing on a telescope

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    I'm good. I'm good. I just wanna talk to him.
  • I mean he does kind of look like the gators are running a train on his tooshie

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    Anti-vaxxers in a nutshell
  • are you single

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    Anti-vaxxers in a nutshell
  • your gamble paid off

    I feel joy for you

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    Anti-vaxxers in a nutshell
  • Can we please get an autistic info dump on pluto in this thread

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    These 3 day off from work ended fast
  • Many pharmaceutical companies have big warehouses, and pay pretty well

    If you find a job opening that you like, paste it into ChatGPT, then give ChatGPT your resume and ask it to update so that it will look attractive for the hiring manager. ChatGPT is great for updating text to match other text

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    These 3 day off from work ended fast
  • What line of work are you in? I'm in software.. was unemployed for about 10 months last year, it was awful. I kind of snuck into my current role

    Whereabouts do you live? I'm in the cold, cold part of USA

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    Lively castle
  • Prompt: combine all of my nightmares into a single image, please

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    Charlie the Unicorn creator: "MultiVersus is a game by Warner Bros, a company with an annual revenue of around 40 billion. Here they are using my work, without permission, to advertise their game."
  • They're ... selling his content without his permission

    Oh my god are you stupid? Can you read??? Someone help this poor fool! He's engaging in debate and has no ability to keep up!

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    In case you were having a good day so far
  • I'm not sure if reading comprehension was taught at your education institution (did you attend one? :?) but nobody generalized an entire generation based off of pop culture. You might consider returning to them and asking for a refund, assuming you paid anything for it. Tata :)

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    In case you were having a good day so far
  • ur dululu

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    Steam breaks record with over 18,000 new titles released in 2024
  • You sure? You're doing a lot of insulting people in this thread. Maybe take a break for a while, ok?

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  • it's funny but also frightening that younger generations' slang follows a trend of being reduced to 3 or 4 letters. Delulu is an outlier at 6 whole letters, but you can see the mental laziness that resulted in it. These idiots are going to be in charge of a burning planet one day and won't even be able to read the reports of the minds that came before them. It's scary to imagine being alive when they're in charge.

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    Millionaire biohacker's nighttime erections fuel rising prediction market bet
  • why? this wasteful selfishness is perfectly in line with late stage capitalism. everything tracks.

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    Looking for coop RPGs
  • holy god I forgot about this game

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  • How can I search for new communities from the instance I'm logged into? (using Photon)

    In the image example, I'm logged into my instance. I learn about another instance and want to find out what communities are on it. The search feature does nothing here. Am I typing it wrong? Is there a better alternative for exploring new communities while logged into my instance?

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    What does "ban" mean if I'm posting to another instance? (I'm using photon)

    1. As the owner of Redlemmy.com, I create a post in a community on Lemmy.world.
    2. Bob responds to my post
    3. In that post I see mod actions, "ban from community (instance only)" - does that mean he's banned from a community on redlemmy.com, or lemmy.world?
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    Aunt: I'm going to Walmart, do you need anything?

    Me: no thanks, I'm going there later to do some shopping myself

    Aunt: But we could combine trips! It's wasteful to both drive there on the same day! The responsible thing to do---

    Me: ok, I give up. Please get me cat litter and cat snacks.

    Aunt: Ok!!!! :)) Which ones? And what isle? What color is the package---

    Me: exasperated Are you serious? I caved and gave you what you wanted. Now you're asking for more information? I told you I wanted to do my own shopping, and you fought me on it. I'm making a peace offering by giving you two items to buy for me, and you're saying I need to go find the names and package colors and isle numbers? Please just be satisfied with what I gave you.

    The thing that she wants is to feel good about buying me something. But I don't want that. That's the disagreement.

    I imagine most people would see me as the asshole here: she can't buy the right item if I don't tell her what it is. But I clearly don't care about those details; if I wanted something specific I would have told her that. The only reason I mentioned them was to appease her. I'm giving her something she wanted, something I wanted for myself, and she's demanding more.

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    Upholding my boundaries is exhausting

    It's barely noon and I'm ready for bed.

    People that take too much require an exhausting amount of energy to defend against. By the time I'm done protecting myself, they've usually got what they want anyway, it sometimes feels like there's no point

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    Group living/school situation, I'm older than them so not very conerned, but they're all very preppy and cliquey. There's a smaller group wearing suit and tie that all sit together. At one point I'm on the "welcome aboard" video motioning with my head to my mom to come inside the store. Kids are laughing. One mentions my "tunic" (hoodie?) and I make fun of her because I'm standing right behind her and she didn't know what to call it. Then I'm in my underwear looking for pants. I find a friend. Someone is getting blood or plasma drawn, there's so much of it in a tube. A steam machine in the gym pumps tubes full of petroleum jelly.!

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    In a fight, represented by a 2D grid of icons, like Candy Crush, I happened on a combination of potions which kept combining into more powerful potions, getting more and more powerful, until the game began spoiling its own ending. Potion, to person, to spell, to space station, the icon kept getting more powerful until I could see what the endgame looked like. I was excited but dismayed

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    Intent is to remember years later what specific tasks I had, even if I've left the company and no longer have access to my files. It's been very useful during interviews when asked about details of what I did, and in conversation with friends who want to know what my day to day is like. I've learned that this journal has to be kept in a personal space so that I won't lose access to it during layoffs, for example. Do you have any similar habits? What are your policies?

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    Personally I'm looking forward to a sober holiday season. I'm white knuckling it. But already leagues above where I'd be if I were still in it. So I'm grateful and looking forward to a happy season. What about you

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    How do I find a community by name on any instance?

    Let's say I'm curious about a topic and I want to find a community dedicated to it. I want to search all instances for a community by that name. Is there a feature that allows it?

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    Me: there's a fire in my house! Please abolish it!

    Fireman: Ok, we're ready! What are you going to replace it with?

    Me: what

    Fireman: The fire. What are you going to replace it with? Fire has a purpose, you know, you can't just remove it. The combustion that powers your car engine, that's fire. And the fire in my woodstove heats my house and keeps my family warm. Fire is doing what it's supposed to be doing, and in the correct place, at the correct time.

    Me: It's destroying my home. Please abolish it.

    Fireman: Do you even know what fire is LOL fire is the rapid oxidation of a material in a self-sustaining chemical reaction, do you REALLY think you can just abolish that? Do you even know what you're talking about?

    Me: I'm fine with it existing just not in my house right now.

    House: destroyed

    Fireman: Why didn't you give me a valid replacement??? We could have helped you.

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    I was excited to see her finally use her ability, but she just floated around inside the back of the car with a dagger in her hand while music played. It was disappointing. Everyone else was hyped

    Later there was a big black panther who loved me and wanted to play. He was like a big puppy. I was terrified.

    A mouse creature trapped under some branches? or rocks? that we wanted to catch. The guy in charge was covered with caustic black ink; he pointed to one of the jets to warn me that the mouse was dangerous.

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    1. Create a windy, snowy coal mine
    2. now set it on fire lol
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    They were chanting at me "your brother is dead" but I knew they were lying, I woke up making fun of them to their faces. "Oh noooo" dramatically, like I was calling them on their bullshit. Awful start to the day.

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    How do I send my subscriptions to another user?

    A friend is joining Lemmy and I want to give them my subscriptions so they see a lot of content. How do I send these?

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    Great twist, enjoyable use of the horror genre, good acting

    Here's what bothered me though.

    With all the talk about God, there's never any mention of vampires' souls.

    We see the human die and come back as a vampire. And when a person dies their soul leaves their body.

    So do these vampires have souls or not? And if not, why do they still act so human? One of the characters even says, "[becoming a vampire] doesn't change who you are." but bro, it's a series about death and the afterlife, and you're saying that undead creatures with no soul behave the same as they did in life?

    It feels like a huge swing and a miss in terms of horror potential: imagine seeing the uncanny valley effect of a person who used to be your friend, suddenly without their soul. It would have fit the theme so well and I'm devastated it was never brought up.

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    a few major loopholes in the last few episodes:

    1. The sherrif's son turns, then helps his human father get to the beach. It's a long walk, and the son is helping his injured father. But no terrible "I'm going to drink your blood even though you're my family" moment the way we see in every other vampire. Why does this kid act so differently?

    2. None of the vampires try to hide from the sun in the end. Literally every one of them stands on the beach singing. Lol what the fuck. They're so driven by need that they're eating their loved ones, but they're all going to stand upright and burn to death while singing hymns?

    3. "You're not a good person Bev. God doesn’t love you more than he loves anyone else. You aren’t ... a victim." This is supposed to be a social justice scene where the bitch finally gets told off. But the complaints are how Bev acted in church, her attitude towards God, her arrogance. Not the fact that she's standing there with a molotov burning people's houses down so she can drink their blood lol.

    Sorry to vent here, I'm just tired of being let down by lazy writing.

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    How do I see all posts in all communities on a server?

    How do I see all posts in all communities on a server?

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    It's night and I'm walking on the street with other people, frustrated and scared. I'm responsible for crafting enemies and I don't want to create something I can't beat. The people walking with me are enemies too. I'm giving out chocolates (Rollo?) which has something to do with it.

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    generated with chatgpt

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    Three decapitated but living people had to be put into a freezer. Cryostasis maybe. I was in agony, they are going to be so cold, the metal will burn them where it touches their skin, their eyes will freeze, should I get goggles? I realized my worrying was just delaying everything and making it worse for them. I had to somehow just get it done

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