Oh I do that one all the time as well, it's a great way to light oil candles off each other (if you can withstand the heat)

• Eating whole fruit with the peel nonchalantly (limes usually, but my favorites are bananas)
• Miscellaneous lighter tricks involving filling my hand with butane or putting out jet lighters with my thumb/tongue
• Sticking straws deep into my sinus (Google human blockhead)
• Holding cocktail straws and cards with my tongue

This is just what I can pull out on short notice at a bar. Once people find out what I do, they're usually interested in the details too.

Sideshow. Tonight I watched someone do aerial while hanging from their hair and then their teeth. And that wasn't even the craziest shit I've seen.

You can't prove he didn't have a Bluetooth powered butt plug on the whole time

Well to start, one of them supports me having the same rights as everyone else while the other one wants me dead

My forked tongue, when I show it off. I also have the best bar tricks.

"This could've been an email"

How could they be so anti-semetic /S

I'm not racist but...

This

Closing Time is no longer by Green Day

Manual can openers are better than electric can openers

Depends heavily on the band

I don't have a single favorite artist, I have dozens. So if you ask me to stop listening to one, really not that much.

Hell, I've willingly done it before when they turned problematic, like with Crystal Castles

This fucker wouldn't know witchcraft if it anointed his dick

I can confirm. Precisely a week before the debate, I got a lock of Trump's hair in the mail and a letter from Kamala that said "you know what to do"

You're all welcome

It's simple. Bigotry and greed. Trump plays to people's fears that "others" will soon have the same rights they do while also assuring his rich handlers that he will make them richer. He's convinced the poor to cut off their nose to spite their face.

Conservatism is a mental illness, it can't be defeated with logic and reasoning

And the ratchet clicks

There's a documentary on Hulu I highly recommend called The Jinx, about multimillionaire serial killer Robert Durst. One of my favorite lines from him is "I did not kill my best friend, but I did dismember him".

His family owns like half of NYC. Someone I know used to work directly under them and can confirm the batshit runs down the whole family tree.

I got a diagnosis a few years back ago and also felt relief, as it explained so much. Same with a recent alexithymia diagnosis. I'm still raw dogging life because our medical system is trash but at least now I know what's going on.