5 days ago • 96%

So that's where cows come from huh TIL

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It's so funny to me that this excavator is shoving the cow back like a gluttonous cat trying to get into your food.

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Is beef now a vegetable? If so I can finally go vegan 😂

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This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott

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- Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.
  
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  So that’s why it’s called ground beef
  
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How now, ground cow?

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- Ground beef
  
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Found the secret cow level.

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- Moo moomoo moo moo, moo, moomoomoo!
  
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- MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
  
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Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

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- Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?
  
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What a strange and heartwarming tale.

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How did the cow get in there though?

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- Grew there, like other types of tubers.
  
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  Moobers?
  
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- seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.
  
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- They were playing hide and seek
  
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  You've answered the Why, not the How.
  
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... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.

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Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?

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Mooruk-Hai

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... How

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- No, cow.
  
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- Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.
  
  Everyone knows this silly.
  
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I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.

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- Someone dug a big hole and put a cow in it for upvotes.. I guess.
  
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- Always listen to your guy.
  
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- Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.
  
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- I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.
  
  Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.
  
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  Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.
  
  Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.
  
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"What is it Lassie? What? Lulu fell down the well?!?"

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Uruk hai

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- Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.
  
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- Mooruk-Hai
  
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Bruh, you should mark this NSFW. 😂

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- Does that stand for "Neat, Simply Fucking Wondrous?"
  
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  Now start filleting wagyu.
  
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  I know right? I've never seen a cow being born before..
  
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