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This guy's worst take yet
  • how to not be ugly:

    1. don't be exhausted

    2. don't have any dirt on you

    3. always have photo studio lighting on you regardless of what environment you're in

    4. look at the narcissistic viewer rather than your objective

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    Perfect Peel at the 11'8" Bridge
  • they raised the bridge, not due to complaints, but to make it more level with other parts of the tracks so the trains can go a bit faster along that stretch.

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    Fox hosts forced to grudgingly admit economy booming under Biden
  • 🎵you load 16 tons, waddaya get? another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't gooooooo, I owe my soul to the company store. 🎵

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    Student loan borrowers skip payments: It's "an act of civil disobedience", 1 in 10 say they won't pay
  • Has worked alongside colleges to artificially increase tuition costs to the benefit of both

    Expects people to pay them for 90% of their adult life

    Shocked pikachu face when people figure it out and are mad.

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    CNBC breaks shocking news
  • ah, you see, the trick to getting into real-estate is to have been born earlier ... and not live in Canada, some Canadian boomers are learning about that requirement now as more of them are choosing to go homeless rather than pulling themselves up by their bootstraps.

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