Bloodninja69 decided to manhandle the hamcandle while playing Sorority Anime Sluts 9
Too much friend info; dial it back, Steam!
79Steam: Your friend is playing Mass Effect 3!
Currently throwing money at an Asari stripper
69I don’t know if I want my friends knowing that I’m typically murdering prostitutes at the Valentine Saloon or getting lap dances at the Vanilla Unicorn before I shoot the place up. Can’t let Wade have all the fun.
15I thought that was on 2? Not even a proper stripper, just a dancer in one of the Omega clubs
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Steam, do not tell my friends of the unspeakable crimes that I commit in Rimworld. Only God can judge my sins.
43Organ harvesting isn't a crime, in many planets on the rim
9It is a difference how you treat those you harvest organs from. 👀
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Toribor is removing the legs of an octogenarian to prevent further escape attempts
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BigYiff69 is edging to a match-3 game in My Waifu HVAC Repair Elf 6
37Why do I find "match-3" most offensive part of that thought?
6It's the most offensive part of that sentence. Followed by "waifu", then "game"
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Your friend has missed 4 99% shots in a row.
37Xcom
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Guess the game.
Your friend has enslaved a local tribesmen and is having them craft a hat using leather made from their sons skin.
35Rimworld
48Winner
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Stardew Valley
22Kenshi
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6Lol I'm entranced by how hard it is to find the loop in this. The eyebrows give away one end of it, but it's hard to see the other end.
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Rust
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Great, everything is there except the name of the game...
31Isn't this a clipped area of a larger screen that has the game as context?
5Correct. This looks like it’s taken from the game info page in the users library, if it were taken from their friend list it would have context for which game it is.
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Steam: Your friend has died 7 times fighting the boss.
29I'm glad FromSoft doesn't keep track. Some bosses had to take me at least 30-40 attempts.
13Turns out they did (for DS2 at least) and a user on the other site compiled the data into a series of convenient graphs so you can see what the win-loss rate is for all bosses sorted by console.
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I have played many games similar to this one, and I hate to admit this, but I think I'm too stupid for CK3. I just don't know enough about English royalty/gentry shit to keep up.
20I always assumed from videos I've watched that the point of the game is to either manage shit around Europe/Asia or fuck around as a noble of Bumfucknowhere, denouncing the pope, spying on your spouse, sending your entire court to jail, all for shits and giggles.
14I want a battle sim version of ck3.
Like Digital Risk but with terrain and type advantages right down to being able to control different active battlefields as the general or maybe even squad formation level if you wanted.
The background can be all the complicated incest avoidance/embracing.
Basically the opposite of ck3.
I still want the option to make allies or trade treaties, just maybe let me hand it off to the cpu if I want
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On my last CK3 run I seduced the Pope, went on pilgrimage to Jerusalem, picked a twink in Syria, then made him a lord in Northern Italy upon our return, then my character lost his fucking mind and banged the man's wife
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Knowing CK3 it is too dangerous that it would say "Marrying your sister". So gonna stay in invisible mode
19Marrying your sister is mild. Fucking every female in your family is par for the course on some runs
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For some games yes, but I don't think I'd want people seeing me playing Amorous and finding out I'm in the middle of any NSFW bedroom scenes.
16"AceFuzzLord, has cum 13 times to the same blue bird boy"
17That’s not fair. It doesn’t count the time between when you get off and then when you actually clean up and stop the video and look at yourself in shame
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Mark the game as private.
5Knowing Steam, that's not a sure thing
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Your friend is currently destroying his computer as he died at 95% of tidal wave
15Same with Discord. I love being able to comment on whatever my buddy is doing when they think they are enjoying a private play session
8Tencent also loves that
13I think Discord calls it Discord Rich Presence. It's such a good feature, and I always get excited when I see it implemented. Sometimes when I look it up I'm lucky enough to find mods that add it for some of my games, too.
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CK3 is the best.
7Exterminating bugs with a tank
7Sounds like EDF, though it's lacking "leveling the city"
4Could be DRG as well. I exterminated a lot of bugs with a tank on in that.
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I'm loving CK3 right now.
4Where are you posted? In my current run, I started as the count of Gotland, and then invaded Frisia. A few generations later, and all of the British Isles are viking, as is Scandinavia, Germany and France.
Last I played, my dynasty had 10 Kingdoms under its belt, ruled by various cousins and uncles of the main branch.
2The new Legend mechanic is pretty hilarious with the Asatru horde. I'd conquered all of Catholicism by my second ruler because you can spam out the generic Defender of the Holy Site legend, spread it fast as fuck because of course they gave the Norse more bonuses, and basically buy a Kingdom Holy War CB every couple of years while also mass converting territory.
Then the second ruler died and I'm still on Confederate Partition so now there are five Norse Empires in control of Western Europe. I'd considered going full Blood Empire and trying to eradicate all dynasties but mine but I'm not sure that's even possible anymore.
2I've been playing Norse for a while. Just switched back to the Ireland campaign. I'm pretty new to the game and still learning how to effectively retain control after succession.
I started on xbox, which strips out a lot of granularity and only picked up the full version on a kbd/mouse device about a month ago. Reading game tips made me aware of mechanics that xbox lacked. I haven't lasted more than several generations because I still learn from mistakes and start over. I'm getting there. Great game.
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Hate when a game hardly runs without Steam.
2I don’t know if I want my friends knowing that I’m typically murdering prostitutes at the Valentine Saloon or getting lap dances at the Vanilla Unicorn.
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