DnD Memes

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16731086

> Source: https://mastodon.world/@exocomics/113039401723908424

New Idea @dndmemes@sh.itjust.works

You know you're unlucky when federal agencies get involved.

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2757154

> tag thyself > > just hanging out in Kḧzk, exporting my precious ores

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/10121663

> audible sigh > > Here we go again with the lip service

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2465049

> worldbuilding

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/14566907

> DMing is the Call to Righteousness and faith in God and His d20 (John 14:6)

[a picture of an elderly woman drinking from a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey with the caption, "You don't have to be a wizard to cast fireball"]

I got goblin warlock

EDIT: I am making all the characters in DALLE until I run out of boosts

Sorry guys, I'm out. It was a lot of fun!

> be me, at Rogue's wedding

> DM is RPing Rogue's new wife being pleasantly surprised with her childhood pet

> Said pet is a house sized spider that only eats men, but likes orphan boys best

> Spider gets visibly excited at the words "man" and "orphan", starts boggling and bruxing like a rat

> the newlywed bride says her precious pet hasn't been fed in a week

> I head out to find an orphan (I think i know where we left some)

> Monk: "I'm going to pet the weird doggy"

> Be me, out of game: "WTF?"

> monk player suggests making an animal handling roll

> DM points out this is a flat roll for him; he doesn't have Animal Handling

> he rolls a 5

> Rogue asks his new wife nicely to spare his friend

> bride tells her spider to save him as a snack for later

> Spider hangs him from the ceiling

> A ceiling of webs

> webs woven by her family's spiders

> which notice him

> snack time!

> Monk makes athletics roll (he had a modifier to this one), lands on an in-law's table

> Monk is also getting married btw, he landed in his new bride's cousin's soup

> said cousin is part of a powerful merchant family

> I return with two orphans

> monk's new in-laws are horrified as Rogue's bride chops up the orphans and feeds them to her precious bebby

When I first saw him, I got so excited I immediately homebrewed a human subrace for him. I was so hopeful that someday in the future we might genetically engineer ourselves into something like this.

I don't think that was the intended reaction.