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  • Oh, really?

    function add(x, y) { let b=x; while(b < x+y) { b++; } return b; }

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    Nintendo doesn't credit composers on new Nintendo Music app
  • Biological generative intelligence

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    GUYS ITS JUST A TROLLEY PROBLEM
  • I mean, it beats voting for nobody or a third party, which is caring about NOBODY, regardless of how you try to spin it.

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    Be careful tonight!
  • Found GLORY in your kids' Skittles.

    Ftfy

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  • I mean, winning isn't the last step. The democrats are more likely to implement anything meaningful than the republicans, but we're still going to have to drag them kicking and screaming into doing it. If everyone breathes a sigh of relief and relaxes on November 7th nothing will change. The real work STARTS then.

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  • That has nothing to do with this. That's the interstate popular vote compact and all it does is make the winner of the popular vote the winner of the election. It does absolutely nothing to end two party dominance, and continues all of the exact same flaws of the existing system but without the electoral college, and even that only in the unlikely event that the compact survives the inevitable challenge in the supreme court. You still only get one vote for one candidate and it comes necessarily at the expense of any others.

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    Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds
  • But first he will accidentally the whole thing.

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    Elon Musk ordered to attend $1 million voter lottery suit hearing in Philadelphia court
  • Actually, in his case, I'd wager they range from NOTHING to jail time.

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  • Just saving it for you.

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  • 👷‍♂️

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  • Say it with me now!

    CRITICIZING 👏 THE 👏 ISRAELI 👏 GOVERNMENT 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 CRITICIZING 👏THE 👏 JEWISH 👏 PEOPLE. THEY 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 BORG 👏 HIVEMIND.

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  • I can recognize a joke when I see one. Take my upvote.

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  • I was JUST thinking my taxes are too low!

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  • I'm with you. What's your plan?

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    Biden Slams Trump: "The Only Garbage I See Floating Out There Is His Supporters"
  • Accidentally said the true part out loud.

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    Anon plays a guessing game
  • Exactly. Nothing wrong with a "Nuh uh. I'm not falling for this. You can tell me if you want me to know."

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    Dear Americans, how do you go back to normal after such an election campaign?
  • Exactly. We certainly didn't after the LAST one.

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    You're a long-toed freak aren't you...?
  • Wait... what is a pedometer counting????

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    “Extreme Danger”: Harris Earns a Stunning Endorsement Over Trump
  • You did not explicitly declare your goals, but we wouldn't be having this discussion if one of them wasn't ending the genocide in Gaza.

    I'd further speculate you want to put an end to the 2 party oligarchy and allow people to have choices that more closely align with their values without forced compromise on important issues.

    You may have more, but I'd venture these are two primary ones. And I don't think either of these are achievable through not voting for Harris this election. Because nearly every option for political activity is going to evaporate in an administration that has absolutely NO respect whatsoever for the rule of law or political activity - doesn't even see the need to pretend. Look no further than what happened to Hong Kong to see what happens when the imperfect democracy is replaced with autocratic control.

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  • Fine, fine development studio.

    Did not like it.

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    Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

    This is a job for Kristi Noem.

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    Looking at YOU, Williams Street/Warner Bros.

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    STOP THAT!

    Waaaaaaaaah

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    Specifically thinking about The Little Match Girl and To Build a Fire

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    Why would you assume I agree with something just because I said it?

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    You all remember that, right? Right?

    Smugly satisfied pundit face

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    Sorry... the cold must be getting to me.

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    I'll post a complaint about this in 5 minutes when my phone's UI is responsive again.

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    DoD: The Department of Dice

    You know you're unlucky when federal agencies get involved.

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    My best prank and I won't even be around to see it

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    Homestar Runner is now canon to the Metroid universe

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