"We do things a little differently here!"
"We do things a little differently here!"
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We like to sit you down, and show you a menu. We take pride on our chewable, edible food. These little fellers here are silverware.
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This (gestures expansively to a cup) is what we here like to call a cup! It’s frequently used to hold liquids such as water, which is exactly what I’ve just poured into it.
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"Honey, they have drinking bowls with handles!"
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"Babe, I think this place might be out of our price range. Why can't we just go to the place with tableside hamster bottles again?"
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"Unlike many other restaurants, we offer a choice of beverages other than water. Some of those beverages will intoxicate you."
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What if I don't want my water in a "cup"?
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You will leave this establishment immediately, you barbarous doorknob. 🫵😤👉
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Neat!
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