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JD Vance has no spine
  • Yeah he has said something along those lines. I don’t believe a damn thing he says though. It’s in his best interest to say he’s a MAGA convert and a true believer now but I think he’s just an opportunistic little weasel.

    There’s nothing he won’t say or do if he thinks it’s going to further his ambitions.

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    JD Vance has no spine
  • He’s willing to do “whatever makes sense” to get ahead.

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    No greater reflection needed
  • 🤘Hail Satan 🤘

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  • www.huffpost.com Trump Dodges Springfield Bomb Threat Question After Spreading Racist Lie: 'IDK' About It

    The former president claimed he hadn't a clue "what happened" in the Ohio community rocked by the threats.

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    Horseshoe crabs be like
  • Yeah, I got it the first time.

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    Horseshoe crabs be like
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  • thehardtimes.net Country Musician Put Out of Work by AI Capable of Boot Licking Ten Times Faster

    Up-and-coming country music singer Johnny “Slim” Wilkins saw his dreams of stardom crushed after finding out he was being replaced by an AI songwriter capable of creating bootlicking ballads ten times faster, industry insiders have confirmed.

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    Nicky Jam
  • A friend of the late great Hannibal Lecter.

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    Third day of bomb threats inspired by Trump lies sends Springfield hospitals into lockdown
  • No, no, no, no, it’s only terrorism if the perpetrators are brown. If they’re white republicans it’s just a little prankarooni!

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  • Nicky Jam

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    Black man found dead against tree with rope around his neck in NC: 'Not a lynching,' sheriff says
  • People overblowing shit like wild.

    He bought the rope

    They need to release the video of him making the purchase. They claim to have it but refuse to release it. There is no reason not to. So until that happens, there’s no reason to believe the cops.

    Edit: 🥾😋’s get blocked.

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    Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock
  • Perhaps you miss my sweetie entirely too?

    Does someone tie your shoes for you, or are they velcro?

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  • abc11.com Black man found dead against tree with rope around his neck in NC: 'Not a lynching,' sheriff says

    The family of Javion Magee and people in Vance County want answers and transparency in his death investigation.

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    Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock
  • So maybe he’s right?

    Calm down.

    1. This is satire.

    2. Nazi apologists fuck off.

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    Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock
  • It’s been a problem for as long as punk rock has existed. Jello Biafra wrote “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” 43 years ago.

    Racist pieces of shit have been trying to appropriate punk since day one.

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    Trump’s Weird, Low-Energy Speech Ends With an Even Stranger Twist
  • It’s laughable that MAGA chuds keep insisting the mainstream media is biased against Trump when the truth is he gets every advantage and benefit of the doubt imaginable. It’s not their fault he’s just a stupid piece of shit that fumbles everything despite their help.

    Let’s be honest here, the mainstream media and cable news networks in particular have been carrying water for Trump since he descended that fucking escalator in 2015 and announced his racist platform. Nobody wants a second Trump presidency more than the mainstream media. There’s a reason ABC kept turning his mic back on during the debate but shut Kamala Harris down the one time she tried to speak outside of her allotted time. The major news outlets have failed us completely.

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  • thehardtimes.net Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock

    Conservative divorcee and frequent conspiracy forum visitor Ken Doherty claims his lifestyle epitomizes the punk rock ethos, according to sources who follow his Telegram channel.

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    www.motherjones.com Let’s be clear: Putin is again trying to put Trump in the White House

    More evidence emerges of Russia's covert assault on American democracy.

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    Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998
  • It’s addressed in the article but the game has several regional names. Cornhole is one of them.

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  • thehardtimes.net Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998

    Democratic Vice President hopeful Tim Walz found himself in the middle of a barrage of criticism after it was revealed he allegedly inflated his score during a game of bag toss at a family barbeque in 1998.

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    The NYPD Is Tossing Out Hundreds of Misconduct Cases — Including Stop-and-Frisks — Without Even Looking at Them
  • "We haven't investigated ourselves and assume we did nothing wrong." - NYPD

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    Primetime TV
  • Right? I've been following the artist, Luke McGarry, on Instagram for a few years now, and his depictions of Trump have been hilariously cruel. Ordinarily I'd find it kind of tacky, but as far as I'm concerned, mocking Trump's physical appearance is fair game because he does it to everyone else. If he can dish it out, he should be able to take it too.

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  • Primetime TV

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    abcnews.go.com Homeland Security designates next Jan. 6 as a 'National Special Security Event'

    The act of certifying the presidential election results will now be given the highest security designation the federal government makes available.

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    thehardtimes.net Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting

    Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of the neighborhood dogs he was already planning on shooting.

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    theonion.com Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again

    PHILADELPHIA—Deflecting moderators’ efforts to pin down his policy positions during Tuesday’s presidential debate, Donald Trump reportedly avoided difficult questions throughout the evening by pretending he had just taken another bullet to the ear. “What? I honestly can’t hear you right now because ...

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    The Apalachee High School shooter reportedly complained that trans people are accepted in society. Right-wing media claimed the shooter was trans.
  • Of course they did. They do that every single time there’s a mass shooting now, which is daily.

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  • theonion.com Cybertruck Owner Brags About High-Tech Pedal That Makes Vehicle Accelerate When Pressed

    LOS ANGELES—Praising the latest of the car’s bleeding-edge features that felt like they came from the future, Cybertruck owner Anselm Hart bragged to friends Monday about its high-tech pedal that makes the vehicle accelerate when pressed. “It’s this bonkers, next-level thing that lets you go fast wh...

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    Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit
  • Does someone tie your shoes for you or are they Velcro?

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  • newsthump.com Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit

    Apple CEO Tim Cook will today unveil a series of reasons why your existing iPhone is now disappointingly obsolete and why you should immediately spend over £1,500 on the new iPhone 16 Pro.

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    www.nbcnews.com Multiple people shot near Kentucky highway in 'active shooter situation,' authorities say

    Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear said he's being briefed on the situation north of the small city of London.

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    thehardtimes.net Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"

    Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed with despair after pollsters found a group of teenage girls responded “ew” when asked about a second Trump term.

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    www.thebeaverton.com Ezra Levant furious to discover he could have been getting money from Russia this whole time

    OTTAWA – In the wake of the news that Russia was paying far-right personalities to promote talking points that helped sow discord in America and Canada while supporting Russian talking points about Ukraine, Rebel News founder Ezra Levant has reacted with fury over the fact that he wasn’t getting any...

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    theonion.com Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

    KANSAS CITY, MO—Growing increasingly alarmed as she stared at her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s upcoming 2024 schedule, a horrified Taylor Swift reportedly realized for the first time Friday that football happens every year. “So football…that’s not just a thing Travis did last fall for a couple of months...

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