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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

theonion.com Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

LOS ANGELES—Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that he was not a cop. “I know Big Mike vouched for you, but before you can run with the Riverside Boys,...

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

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Gang initiate forced to peacefully deescalate conflict to prove he not a cop

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Gang initiate forced to peacefully deescalate conflict to prove he not a cop

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Blew his cover by shooting the nearest dog.
- In article it was that he blew his cover by ::: spoiler Spoiler reaching to turn off the body cam ::: , but this one is also good.
  
  Yeah I read it, but I felt the worst thing cops do that I hear about most often lately is shooting dogs even when they pose no threat or the cops are at the wrong address.
  Edit: my phone keyboard keeps mangling my replies so I edited for clarity, sorry

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