Corrected headline: Three crazy guys say stupid shit that no one should pay attention to
101ReplyPeople saying stupid shit is my kink.
21ReplyDoes walking around with a constant boner/puddle/etc get awkward ever?
11ReplyHere’s some stupid shit: water can’t be wet. Kink on that!
8ReplyFound the guy from the video comments! Thank you for your service.
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It's amazing how well the outrage trick works, considering the billions of times it has been played.
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Honestly masturbating to them was the longest most uncomfortable session of my life but the most worth it
43ReplyThis is some elementary-school level shenanigans
30ReplyFun fact they all dropped out of the elementary school.
20Replythey are stuck in a time loop where they have to repeat elementary school level thoughts over and over again
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Well now I have masturbated
overto them too, what are they gonna do about THAT?Edit: fixed English
19ReplyMasturbate over you!
11Reply(that is the joke)
6ReplyI feel like “masturbate to” is the way to say it. But I’m not an expert.
5ReplyYeah not my mother tongue, definitely sounds better
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Why wouldn't you want to go to heaven. You'll get to hang out with these guys.
18ReplySo I can steal their hats :p
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(I'm not agreeing with them.)
11ReplyI could see Republican congressmen saying the same thing. It wouldn't surprise me one bit.
8ReplyI cOuLd SeE rEpUbLiCaNs
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What if this is some Briar Rabbit esque trickery and that was their fetish all along
5Replysigh fine... unzips pants
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