5 mo. ago • 98%

Get sorted...

74 comments

Where's the femboy option?

75
- Top right?
  
  77
  
  No that's furies
  
  29
- Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
  
  23
- potentially any of them
  
  6
What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

43
- Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
  
  31
  
  Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
  
  The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
  
  22
  
  And before that it's lower left.
  
  1
- Is this a kid Rock joke?
  
  5
- Is this a kid Rock joke?
  
  1
Hey! I don't fit into this mold! I'm the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can't work.

So... um... yay me?

35
- I believe that is the bottom right
  
  58
  
  Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!
  
  13
I'm not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life

28
- What even are juggalos? Like i know they're fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
  
  17
  
  They worship magnets.
  
  9
  
  They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I'm not able to link atm, sorry!
  
  9
  
  I don't know. But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
  
  6
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo
  
  https://www.thefader.com/2017/09/18/juggalo-march-dc-photos-insane-clown-posse
  
  5
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRRQI6NtoQ
  
  4
  
  i believe they're furries but for clowns
  
  1
Which one is technology connections?

23
- Bottom left, House of the Nerd. We are happy to count him amongst our members.
  
  24
- 75% bottom left, 20% top left, 5% bottom right
  
  10
Where's the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?

18
- The top two
  
  14
Can't I be both nerd and juggalo?

17
- You either know how magnets work or you don't. There is no in-between.
  
  34
  
  It's like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
  
  Well, I guess I'm not a Juggalo. Magic isn't everywhere.
  
  2
- No, pick one
  
  4
  
  I could be a nugg.... nevermind, this is a situation where I don't win. Nerd.
  
  5
- Nerd in the Streets, Juggalo in the Sheets?
  
  3
- Absolutely.
  
  2
- I'll allow it.
  
  2
And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

17
- Of course we do, it’s the nectar of the gods.
  
  Damn I really want some Rock n Rye now.
  
  2
14
- 2
I believe you have my stapler.

10
Permanently Deleted

10
I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.

8
I'm the top left :)

8
Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

8
- I dunno if the next pane is doing any better
  
  2
None of these people are playing board games.

3
If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo

3
No doubt, Juggalo. It can circumvent facial recognition systems. I see as an absolute win

2
S# D

1

You've viewed 74 comments.