This is the entire purpose of d&d
27Alright, to achieve your goal we are going to need to go to the nearest art supply store pulls out rolled up paper, uses it to push your drink and laptop off the table
I have marked the location of the Hobby Lobby here - unfurls map with dramatic pointing - it is guarded by a sect of evangelical cultists, scribbles some basic bitches draws multiple large Xs and a swarm of Karens big dramatic circle.
Alpha team will enter the front doors in two by two formation, disabling the basic bitches here, and pinning down the cultists behind the christmas display here.
Delta squad will use the opening to...
16Delta squad will use the opening to infinite the hobby lobby and acquire art supplies located here and here. We'll need Bravo and Charlie teams to clear a path once inside
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What about during a temper tantrum after your girlfriend just said she was breaking up with you and she cheated on you too. No map though.
8clears table to make room for giant Yu-Gi-Oh playmat
It's time to duel, bitch!
8That's real specific, but if it's real I hope you swiped her off the table with the rest of the junk.
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Here, you go fetch the book book at this drawer in our bedroom while I make some popcorn at the kitchen. We meet again at the living room at at this point.
I'll need 4 minutes and 30 seconds to run the popcorn program. Let's synchronize our watches.
3I do it in the office with P&ID drawings
3More road trips
2If I swipe everything off of a table to show where the next holiday inn is, someone's going to get mad at me.
2Especially because we're am econolodge family
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