4 mo. ago • 92%

Queen's Gambit

38 comments

The bishop is safe... for now.

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- And now, forever
  
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  Until a new pawn is born.
  
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She can't move in any direction, because this is a photo.

Also, she's dead.

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- She can't be.
  
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- Nah, the monarchy just has a to get another pawn the other side of the board.
  
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- Ce n'est pas une reine.
  
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I think I've met like four people in my life who wouldn't get this joke.

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- That's a pretty blessed life
  
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- I think it’s fine to not know Western Chess, I wouldn’t get a Janggi joke in the wild
  
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God save the queen

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- that's how you get zombies
  
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  With their tanks and their bombs
  
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- The fascist regime!
  We love our Queeeen
  
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She can't move in ANY direction. For all her power and all the fearsome stories about her, she is limited to only 2 dimensions... She hasn't even the concept of an UP. That is her greatest weakness.

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She cannot L

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Lookup en passant

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- Holy hell
  
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- Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen
  
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  🤦‍♂️ 🤦 🤦‍♀️
  
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- Are you sure you're not thinking of Margaret Thatcher? I mean ones an old white fascist lady and the other... wait-
  
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  Well Thatcher's family didn't profit off slavery and colonialism. At least directly.....
  
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Holy hell

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!MonarchyChess@sopuli.xyz

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He is save.

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That image reminds me of the Botez gambit.

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