He likes to watch

Thou shall not masterbate ....... because watching people do it is my kink, and I've been trying to deal with it for the past 10,000 years

He's the one that set up the constant need to eat in the first place. Without the system he created starvation wouldn't even be a thing. He intentionally made the world so that millions of children would suffer from hunger and starvation every day.

And it's not like they have a choice. What's a 4-year old supposed to do, get a job?

"All-loving" my ass. He's a sadistic asshole who gets off on causing suffering and grief. Of course he doesn't exist, but how anyone could worship a being like that is beyond me.

Did you just kink shame GOD? Blasphemy!

EDIT: Fixed 'hame' instead of shame

He hasn't gotten time to end world hunger because he can't control himself and is distracted perving. It's why the church is so against it.

Is this god or Google?

God's priorities are weird, but they make me feel seen. :)

Though the guy in the sky was karl marx, then read the caption and the community it was god....

OP thinks the Bible has said anything about masturbation