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Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing

www.theonion.com Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing

CLEVELAND—Rushing into action mere moments before the situation reached a point of no return, heroic police officer Samuel Esposito reportedly talked a man down Tuesday from the edge of climaxing. “Sir, before you do something drastic that we all regret, I’m asking you put down your penis and step a...

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